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Dear Wizard aka -


[ ] Clueless Newbie    [ ] Loser     [ ] Elvis
[ ] indy.netter        [ ] Tester    [ ] FLAMENET
[ ] Me too'er          [ ] Pervert   [ ] Asshole
[ ] Spammer            [ ] Nerd      [ ] Moron
[ ] Fed                [ ] Freak     [ ] Other
[ ] AOLer              [ ] Geek      [ ] Shit Head
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person [X] Pompous Prat


You Are Being Smoked Because:

[ ] You posted a message in a newsgroup other than our topic
[ ] You posted an HTML messgae to Usenet
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex or a make money fast) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist shit
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of the Phreak Army
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted a "Test"
[ ] You junkmailed me
[X] You used this huge listing when a couple of lines would have done
[X] You probably lack all sense of humour

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL/webtv/Yahoo Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[X] Learn how to edit text files



Have a nice day!


Jonno