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"Tai Ching Quong" <tavington@zsazsabinks.com> wrote

Hello; 
I am John Lauzon's doctor.  I think a lot of you will be more sympathetic to 
John if you know his sad life history. John was born without a penis and 
missing 90% of his brain.  He is horribly deformed.  Upon taking one look at 
him, sadly, both his parents said "Holly shit! We should have aborted this 
kid!"  Those words are now forever stuck in John's head, and he is now 
vehemently anti-abortion.  He tried on a few occasions to flirt with women, 
and failed miserably.  This was more to do with his personality then any 
physical characteristic.  He now hates the idea of anyone having sex. John 
thought guys would be easier, and managed to find someone who let John give 
them a blow-job.  John fell madly in love with this guy Lance.  However, as 
soon as John did not have Lance's manhood in his mouth, John started talking 
and Lance realized Johns major social problems, and left him.  John now 
especially hates gays due to this rejection.  He thought about becoming 
Jewish in hopes that someone would set him up with someone, but heard he 
would have to be circumcised.  Since he did not have a penis, he was too 
embarrassed to try this route, and now simply hates Jews. 


John's obsession with hate drove everyone away from him.  He has no friends 
and no life.  Not even dogs like him anymore.  He then found the Internet - 
he could rant and rave, make an idiot of himself, yet people would still 
respond.  They could not just tell him to screw off and walk away - John and 
the other people would always be there.  It was great. 


So, you see, when you read John's post and think to yourself  "what a 
moronic jackass" also think about his sad history.  He is a tragic figure, 
mostly of his own making, but tragic none the less.  So, don't take anything 
he says seriously, or get offended.  It's just the ranting of a sad, 
pathetic creature which should be pitied more then anything.
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