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Article #250Re: Ultimate Revenge on Telemarketers
From: Porgy Tirebiter
Date: Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:17
Date: Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:17
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You guys are missing the opportunity to have fun at THIER expense! Yep..thats right. keep a recorder connected and ready to go.When they call have fun with them! I love to talk with them like i am 95 years old, hard of hearing and stump-stupid hahaha..its a riot! Here is the ticket....screw up words bigtime...example..... Mortgage=mortuary Donation=Damnation Free offer= send it right over, THANK YOU! (then hang up) A good one...20 seconds into their speil....you say "HELLO!" starts them over...and over...and over Try this one too...tell them to "Hold the wire! i'm looking for my hearing aid" flip the receiver over so you can still hear, listen for the snyde remarks hahaha Here is the trick, get them to hang up on YOU! you can do it! Dont be "nasty" just completely waste thier time.Keep THEM on the phone as long as you can. Being "OLD/CRAZY" drives them completely nuts.I have had telemarketers hang up on me, usually saying some like "Oh for the love of god!" before terminating the call.. Something like this is FUN......... TM= Hello, is this mr jones? YOU= this is mr jones........ TM= good evening mr jones, i am calling on behalf of ugly women...how are you tonight? YOU=What is your name? TM= This is David..... YOU=Hi david, i am 92 years old,i have no friends anymore, they all died and so did my wife.Will you be my friend?(say this like you have no teeth and or drunk) TM= er..ah..well....ok mr jones...... YOU= THANK GOD! your a nice boy david, hold on a second david, my bag is leaking again..... TM=CLICK! try it..its fun...you have nothing to lose and the collection of recordings is a riot at family gatherings.... When someone nutcase drops a truckload of lemons on your lawn.......make lemonade!
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