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Re: How to waterboard

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From: Furious George
Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:04
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Anthony Matonak wrote:
> John wrote:
> > <bearclaw@cruller.invalid> wrote:
> >
> >>Useful technique for forcing others to tell you what they think you want
> >>to hear:
> ...<snip link to waterboarding torture technique>...
> >
> > Well, we can thank Allah that the brutal Islamic savages don't resort
> > to such inhuman tactics.  They just deliberately target women and
> > children in mosques and schools and marketplaces and blow them up with
> > car bombs.
> ...<Snip rant about terrorists>...
>
> I guess the moral of the story is that if you want to win a war on
> terror then you gotta break some laws. Of course, you can't actually
> 'win' such a war because there is always going to be another terrorist,
> even if you have to train them yourself.
>
> Anyone else have more frugal torture techniques? I hear that stun
> guns are popular method of "questioning" people here in the United
> States. It's not considered torture unless they die on you, maybe not
> even then.

Cutting out the middle man is a time-proven cost-savings technique.  In
the current system, a torturer (middle man#1) tortures some poor sap
(middle man #2) until he says what Vice-President Cheney (the customer)
wants to hear.  Why can't Cheney just say whatever he wants to say and
attribute it to a fictional captured prisoner? This cuts out two middle
men.

> 
> Anthony
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From: "Furious George" <bugme_69@hotmail.com>
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Subject: Re: How to waterboard
Date: 21 Sep 2006 05:04:08 -0700
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