Re: Things to do instead of killing yourself

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From: Furious George
Date: Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:58

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millhaven@intergate.com wrote:
> bearclaw@cruller.invalid wrote:
> > <http://www.lostsoulcompanion.com/book/C1_easy.php>
> >
> > Also good for ennui. Some selections:
> >
> > Get in your car and drive until you reach the ocean.
> >
>
> And jump in? I don't like the ocean
>
> > Eat a tomato.
> >
>
> Yuck
>
> > Sneak into a church.
> >
>
> I don't like church.
>
> > Open the curtains.
> >
>
> I prefer them closed
>
> > Answer the phone.
> >
>
> I hate the telephone
>
> > Get arrested.
>
> Depending on what the charges and prognosis are, this can either be a
> vacation or directly lead to suicide.
>
> But if you want me to try to stay alive as long as possible I will need
> some better options than that.

No problem.  I will give you plenty of options...
clean my toilet
walk my dog
wash my clothes
cook my food

That's just for starters.  Let me know if you need more.

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