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Found this Cat Shit Cookie recipe when I first found Usenet. 

Was hooked on Usenet ever after:

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I found this on the Internet, and it had me rolling on the floor 
laughing. It�s a long one, but well worth reading carefully. Enjoy!

Susan Mudgett's Deep Shit Cookie recipe, by scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us
 
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server@harvee.billerica.ma.us

Here, by popular request (believe it or not) is the recipe for my famous 
disgusting cookies that look like cats poops (rolled in grape-nuts, 
which makes lovely fake kitty litter.)

Last warning-many of you may not want to read this!

This is the recipe for little gator's famous "deep shit cookies".

There are two flavors-chocolate (dark brown), and gingerbread (light 
brown).

I seldom measure carefully so amounts may need adjustment, especially on 
flavoring.  The cookies are dense and not very sweet. This is necesssary 
so that they will keep their shape during baking.  If you use white 
flour or sugar they may be tastier but they won't look like shit.

chocolate ingredients:

1/2 cup honey
2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine, or lard
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
2 cups whole wheat flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder
grape-nuts(tm) cereal

gingerbread ingredients:

1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup(1 and 1/3 stick) butter or margarine, or lard
1 egg
2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
spices-ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
grape-nuts(tm) cereal

mix-ins:

coconut (tapeworms)
chocolate chips
butterscotch chips
peanut butter chips
cooked spagetti or ramen noodles (roundworms)
corn
peanuts
m&ms
"those puffy pastel things you find at chinese restaurants" (shrimp 
chips-to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried 
this)

to make:
microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter, 
(I've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer 
cookie) and the molasses, if any.  add the egg, mix well, then mix in 
all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the 
batter.

chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough 
logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in 
grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but 
with my flaky oven you never know).  Note: someone with a reliable oven 
says it's closer to 20 minutes for him. (thanks Paul!)

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat 
litter scoop.  I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and 
scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.  I imagine brown sugar might 
work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but I haven't tried 
it.  I've been told that mixing brown sugar with the grapenuts "sweetens 
up the cookie a bit while still looking truly hideous."

This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the 
table was already decorated with plastic flies.

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