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1 total messages Started by Daniel Steven Reinker Wed, 28 Oct 1992 18:12

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Author: Daniel Steven Reinker
Date: Wed, 28 Oct 1992 18:12

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I read a story in a reliable source (weekly world news) that said the
chinese were going to destroy the world by having all of their population
jump up and down simultaneously, thus knocking the world out of its
orbit.

Unfortunately, a bar in Washington DC caught wind of this, and when
the chinese did their supposed jump of death, the fattest patrons
of the bar got together and ALSO jumped up and down, thus balancing
out the world and saving the earth.

They were hailed as world heroes.

Hiz Lord Dementia
-- 
"You can't help that. We're all mad here."-The cheshire cat, Alice in WL

"A mass hysteria/a megalomania/reveal Dementia/reveal"-Metallica

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