Re: story in paper!

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1 total messages Started by Joseph Velardi Thu, 29 Oct 1992 19:32

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Author: Joseph Velardi
Date: Thu, 29 Oct 1992 19:32

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Excerpts from netnews.alt.destroy.the.earth: 28-Oct-92 story in paper!
by Daniel S. Reinker@cheshi 
> I read a story in a reliable source (weekly world news) that said the
> chinese were going to destroy the world by having all of their population
> jump up and down simultaneously, thus knocking the world out of its
> orbit.

I read the same thing in a physics book a long time ago, and the author
seemed to think it would work.  However, the key would be for the
Chinese to jump from about a height of six feet and land without bending
their knees.

The author also hinted that the combined screams of "a billion or so
badly maimed Chinese" could possibly strengthen the L waves....  :)

Joe

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