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In article <kmr4.19.720672416@po.CWRU.edu> kmr4@po.CWRU.edu (Keith M Ryan) writes:
>
>	Give me one bullet, and I can wipe the face of the earth of all 
>humanity. How? It's rather simple and obvious: Assassinate Goerge Bush.
>When everyone realizes who'll succede as president, well, we don't have to
>think about it...
>
>( But hurry, we only have two more days... )
>

No way, dude!  The Big Bushmeister has been one of the BEST
world-destroyers on record!  He ranks right up there with
big oil, clear-cutting logging companies, toxic landfill
supervisors and strip miners as one of the most environmentally
oblivious persons in the world today!

Quayle doesn't have the initiative, the drive, or the brains
to destroy the world.  He would not make a good President.
At least not for us.

ObLunacy:  Come on, Eco-Freaks!  Mix it up!  Go ahead!!! Tell us
we should vote for Clinton-Gore because of Gore's "conservation
record"!  Then WHEN WE RIP BILL CLINTONS HAIR OFF AND SHOVE IT
UP ROSS PEROTS NOSE, DISSECT AL GORE'S LOWER INTESTINE/BRAIN
AND PUT IT IN A BOTTLE OF TOXIC WASTE, THEN YOU'LL SEE!!!

Mwah hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	Jason
	Our Reporter on the Hideous Plain of Leng

PS The rest of the world would NOT nuke a Quayle-run US.
It would laugh and start handing him treaties.  "Here, Danny.
Sign this!"

In article <1992Nov2.040306.10840@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley ) writes:
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>From: corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley )
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>Subject: Re: The most obvious method...
>Summary: No, dammit, no!
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>In article <kmr4.19.720672416@po.CWRU.edu> kmr4@po.CWRU.edu (Keith M Ryan) writes:
>>
>>	Give me one bullet, and I can wipe the face of the earth of all 
>>humanity. How? It's rather simple and obvious: Assassinate Goerge Bush.
>>When everyone realizes who'll succede as president, well, we don't have to
>>think about it...
>>
>>( But hurry, we only have two more days... )
>>
>
>No way, dude!  The Big Bushmeister has been one of the BEST
>world-destroyers on record!  He ranks right up there with
>big oil, clear-cutting logging companies, toxic landfill
>supervisors and strip miners as one of the most environmentally
>oblivious persons in the world today!
>
>Quayle doesn't have the initiative, the drive, or the brains
>to destroy the world.  He would not make a good President.
>At least not for us.


That's the point! It's not that *he* will kill us all, everyone will simply
perform hara-kiri!

clean, simple and easy to perform.

In article <kmr4.19.720672416@po.CWRU.edu> kmr4@po.CWRU.edu (Keith M Ryan) writes:
>
>Seriously, do we want to twiddle around with the ideals of tossing rocks are 
>the sun, or do you want to get creative and crazy and have some fun?  Why 
>not screw the limitations of technology, and find out who can suggest the 
>most spectacular way of destroying the earth! Any takers?

OK - how's this?
Create several low mass black holes (gravitational anomalies, whatever)
and place them in orbit around the sun in exactly the right way so that
they cause the orbits of the planets to all converge in one point.
DOOOOOSH!!!!!!!
(For added effect, crash the Gas giants together first so we on earth can
watch the spectacle. then crash the solid planets to make a big BOOM!!!!
finally, mix soupy gas with molten rock. stir well. heat to 500,000 degrees
K)
Or, we could just invent a spiffy little electronic device which, when two
electrodes are connected to opposite sides of the earth, turns the earth
instantly into energy via E=mc^2.
					Karl

In article <1992Nov2.215502.9053@athena.mit.edu> krpeters@athena.mit.edu (Karl R Peters) writes:
>In article <kmr4.19.720672416@po.CWRU.edu> kmr4@po.CWRU.edu (Keith M Ryan) 
writes:>>
>>Seriously, do we want to twiddle around with the ideals of tossing rocks are 
>>the sun, or do you want to get creative and crazy and have some fun?  Why 
>>not screw the limitations of technology, and find out who can suggest the 
>>most spectacular way of destroying the earth! Any takers?
>
>OK - how's this?
>Create several low mass black holes (gravitational anomalies, whatever)
>and place them in orbit around the sun in exactly the right way so that
>they cause the orbits of the planets to all converge in one point.
>DOOOOOSH!!!!!!!
>(For added effect, crash the Gas giants together first so we on earth can
>watch the spectacle. then crash the solid planets to make a big BOOM!!!!
>finally, mix soupy gas with molten rock. stir well. heat to 500,000 degrees
>K)
>Or, we could just invent a spiffy little electronic device which, when two
>electrodes are connected to opposite sides of the earth, turns the earth
>instantly into energy via E=mc^2.
>					Karl

No no no.
<shakes head in disbelief>

Its not enough to either kill off everything and/or destroy the earth,
we've got to let the whole universe known! We can't go out in a whimper,
we need a bang! I speculate that what quasars are, are the remnants of 
superior civilizations who reached the stage in evolution where they desired 
to annialate their plantes. Being far superior to us, they just did it with
more pizzazz!