🚀 go-pugleaf

David Nutter wrote:
> 
> H J Leek <H.J.Leek@durham.ac.uk> writes:
> 
> > On Fri, 3 Nov 2000, Trev wrote:
> > :  Rumour:  Kate does more than one thing like Roadrunner.
> >
> > Do you like being in trouble with people (specifically Kate), Trev??  Is
> > it a part of your 8-yr-old schoolboy style plan to seduce her???
> 
> He's killing time until Customs release that case of Rohypnol and the
> specialist restraints.
> 
> > :  Rumour:  Tom secretly dreams of being Kate, but can't find enough
> > :padding.
> >
> > Wouldn't that involve chopping rather than padding??  Or both, even...
> > Kate is rather less substantial than Tom.
> 
> Well, move a little flesh here and there and I'm sure we could get
> something that looked convincing in the dark/after a few pints. If
> nothing else we'll have found a suitable Frank N Furter for John's...
> 
> Regards,
> 
> -david scrubs up and checks the Braun Multiquick for sharpness

ARGHHHHHH!!!

*eyes water*