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Jeez...
#480
Author: Trev
Date: Fri, 06 Oct 2000 00:00
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  Someone tell Edwin and Jenny to get a room...

-- 
Trev - doesn't want to read this filth on a newsgroup.  Well, not
*that* newsgroup.
Re: Jeez...
#485
Author: Bods
Date: Sat, 07 Oct 2000 00:00
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Everybody get up, one two three four, 
trevor.roberts@dunelm.org.uk (Trev) will help
you get down yeah!
>On Sat, 07 Oct 2000 01:23:47 +0100, Dunc <Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>Trev wrote:
>>> 
>>>   Someone tell Edwin and Jenny to get a room...
>>> 
>>> --
>>> Trev - doesn't want to read this filth on a newsgroup.  Well, not
>>> *that* newsgroup.
>>
>>Waaaagh!
>>What's going on?
>>Tell me or I'll cry.
>
>  They're just being excessively clingy.  That, coupled with the way
>they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.

Well if she (according to alt.dur.general) eats cum....

No I don't think I'll go there....
--
Another quality post from Associated Andrewfusion
                          http://www.durge.org/~bods
Re: Jeez...
#486
Author: Jenny Radcliffe
Date: Sat, 07 Oct 2000 00:00
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Bods <bods@durge.org> wrote
> Everybody get up, one two three four,
> trevor.roberts@dunelm.org.uk (Trev) will help
> you get down yeah!
> >On Sat, 07 Oct 2000 01:23:47 +0100, Dunc <Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk>
> >wrote:
> >>Trev wrote:
> >>>   Someone tell Edwin and Jenny to get a room...
> >>> Trev - doesn't want to read this filth on a newsgroup.  Well, not
> >>> *that* newsgroup.
> >>Waaaagh!
> >>What's going on?
> >>Tell me or I'll cry.
> >  They're just being excessively clingy.  That, coupled with the way
> >they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.
> Well if she (according to alt.dur.general) eats cum....
> No I don't think I'll go there....

Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant it"
although everyone else was being nauseated.
Gods, now I feel silly.
Re: Jeez...
#487
Author: David Nutter
Date: Sat, 07 Oct 2000 00:00
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Jenny Radcliffe <j.s.radcliffe@dur.ac.uk> writes:

> Bods <bods@durge.org> wrote
> > Everybody get up, one two three four,
> > 
> > >they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.
> > Well if she (according to alt.dur.general) eats cum....
> > No I don't think I'll go there....
> 
> Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
> And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant it"
> although everyone else was being nauseated.
> Gods, now I feel silly.

**** INITIALISING GOSSIP-O-MATIC

**** READY:

command> scurrilize "Radcliffe, J" "Brady, E"

   Please wait....done

command>

Regards,

-david

-- 
David Nutter  |  We Like Zippy!
I got th' POISON, I got th' REMEDY!
Re: Jeez...
#488
Author: Gandalf
Date: Sat, 07 Oct 2000 00:00
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David Nutter (David.Nutter@durham.ac.uk) wrote:
: Jenny Radcliffe <j.s.radcliffe@dur.ac.uk> writes:

: > Bods <bods@durge.org> wrote
: > > Everybody get up, one two three four,
: > > 
: > > >they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.
: > > Well if she (according to alt.dur.general) eats cum....
: > > No I don't think I'll go there....
: > 
: > Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
: > And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant it"
: > although everyone else was being nauseated.
: > Gods, now I feel silly.

: **** INITIALISING GOSSIP-O-MATIC

: **** READY:

: command> scurrilize "Radcliffe, J" "Brady, E"

:    Please wait....done

: command>

Oooo matron etc

--

"The most common opening moves tend to be Rock, Paper or Scissors"
				http://www.worldrps.com/
Re: Jeez...
#483
Author: Trev
Date: Sat, 07 Oct 2000 00:23
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On Sat, 07 Oct 2000 01:23:47 +0100, Dunc <Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk>
wrote:

>Trev wrote:
>> 
>>   Someone tell Edwin and Jenny to get a room...
>> 
>> --
>> Trev - doesn't want to read this filth on a newsgroup.  Well, not
>> *that* newsgroup.
>
>Waaaagh!
>What's going on?
>Tell me or I'll cry.

  They're just being excessively clingy.  That, coupled with the way
they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.

-- 
Trev - spreading rumours.
Re: Jeez...
#482
Author: Dunc
Date: Sat, 07 Oct 2000 00:23
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Trev wrote:
> 
>   Someone tell Edwin and Jenny to get a room...
> 
> --
> Trev - doesn't want to read this filth on a newsgroup.  Well, not
> *that* newsgroup.

Waaaagh!
What's going on?
Tell me or I'll cry.
-- 
Dunc

When they see us coming the birdies all try n hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated in cyanide.
						-Tom Lehrer
Re: Jeez...
#490
Author: Gandalf
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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Dunc (Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk) wrote:
: > : > > Everybody get up, one two three four,
: > : > >
: > : > > >they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.
: > : > > Well if she (according to alt.dur.general) eats cum....
: > : > > No I don't think I'll go there....
: > : >
: > : > Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
: > : > And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant it"
: > : > although everyone else was being nauseated.
: > : > Gods, now I feel silly.
: > 
: > : **** INITIALISING GOSSIP-O-MATIC
: > 
: > : **** READY:
: > 
: > : command> scurrilize "Radcliffe, J" "Brady, E"
: > 
: > :    Please wait....done
: > 
: > : command>
: > 
: > Oooo matron etc
: > 
: I have this strange feeling of deja vu...

Tonight on its the end we examine deja vu; that strange phenomena

--

"The most common opening moves tend to be Rock, Paper or Scissors"
				http://www.worldrps.com/
Re: Jeez...
#491
Author: David Nutter
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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Dunc <Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk> writes:

> Gandalf wrote:
> > 
> > : **** INITIALISING GOSSIP-O-MATIC
> > 
> > : **** READY:
> > 
> > : command> scurrilize "Radcliffe, J" "Brady, E"
> > 
> > :    Please wait....done
> > 
> > : command>
> > 
> > Oooo matron etc
> > 
> I have this strange feeling of deja vu...

Switch! Apoc! 

Regards,

-david goes looking for black cats, Silver Talon in hand

-- 
David Nutter  |  We Like Zippy!
I'm working under the direct orders of WAYNE NEWTON to deport
 consenting adults!
Re: Jeez...
#492
Author: HJ Leek
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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David Nutter wrote:
> 
> Dunc <Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk> writes:
> 
> > Gandalf wrote:
> > >
> > > : **** INITIALISING GOSSIP-O-MATIC
> > >
> > > : **** READY:
> > >
> > > : command> scurrilize "Radcliffe, J" "Brady, E"
> > >
> > > :    Please wait....done
> > >
> > > : command>
> > >
> > > Oooo matron etc
> > >
> > I have this strange feeling of deja vu...
> 
> Switch! Apoc!
          ^^^^^
Epoch.  Get it right.
 
HJ
-- 
JUDGE: "Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?"
MW: "On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it."
Re: Jeez...
#493
Author: David Nutter
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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HJ Leek <H.J.Leek@durham.ac.uk> writes:

> David Nutter wrote:
> > 
> > Switch! Apoc!
>           ^^^^^
> Epoch.  Get it right.

Foo.  I have never been able to read credits properly.

Regards,

-david

-- 
David Nutter  |  We Like Zippy!
..  Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST
 here in DUSSELDORF!!
Re: Jeez...
#494
Author: Edwin
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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Jenny Radcliffe (j.s.radcliffe@dur.ac.uk) wrote:
: Bods <bods@durge.org> wrote
: > Everybody get up, one two three four,
: > trevor.roberts@dunelm.org.uk (Trev) will help
: > you get down yeah!
: > >On Sat, 07 Oct 2000 01:23:47 +0100, Dunc <Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk>
: > >wrote:
: > >>Trev wrote:
: > >>>   Someone tell Edwin and Jenny to get a room...
: > >>> Trev - doesn't want to read this filth on a newsgroup.  Well, not
: > >>> *that* newsgroup.
: > >>Waaaagh!
: > >>What's going on?
: > >>Tell me or I'll cry.
: > >  They're just being excessively clingy.  That, coupled with the way
: > >they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.
: > Well if she (according to alt.dur.general) eats cum....
: > No I don't think I'll go there....

: Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
: And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant it"
: although everyone else was being nauseated.

Now that's not entirely true is it...?

: Gods, now I feel silly.

Aw. *pats head*

Edwin.
-- 
Edwin Brady - http://www.lbft.demon.co.uk/edwin/
- "This is a big round room."
Re: Jeez...
#495
Author: Trev
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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On 8 Oct 2000 08:25:48 GMT, Gandalf <I.S.Davis@durham.ac.uk> wrote:

>Dunc (Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk) wrote:
>: > Oooo matron etc
>: > 
>: I have this strange feeling of deja vu...
>
>Tonight on its the end we examine deja vu; that strange phenomena

  And tomorrow on its the end we examine deja vu; that strange
phenomena.

-- 
Trev
Re: Jeez...
#496
Author: Bods
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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Everybody get up, one two three four, 
Jenny Radcliffe <j.s.radcliffe@dur.ac.uk> will help
you get down yeah!

>Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
>And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant it"
>although everyone else was being nauseated.

It takes a lot to make me feel nauseous.  The two things that do it
very easily however are brussel sprouts and bananas.  I cope with
virtually anything bar them :)

>Gods, now I feel silly.

Ack don't worry.  It's not as if you've said anythign daft on a
globaly available newsgroup now is it?

:)

HAND.
--
Another quality post from Associated Andrewfusion
                          http://www.durge.org/~bods
Re: Jeez...
#497
Author: Jenny Radcliffe
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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Dunc <Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk> wrote
> Gandalf wrote:
> > David Nutter (David.Nutter@durham.ac.uk) wrote:
> > : Jenny Radcliffe <j.s.radcliffe@dur.ac.uk> writes:
> > : > Bods <bods@durge.org> wrote
> > : > > Everybody get up, one two three four,
> > : > > >they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.
> > : > > Well if she (according to alt.dur.general) eats cum....
> > : > > No I don't think I'll go there....
> > : > Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
> > : > And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant
it"
> > : > although everyone else was being nauseated.
> > : > Gods, now I feel silly.
> > : **** INITIALISING GOSSIP-O-MATIC
> > : **** READY:
> > : command> scurrilize "Radcliffe, J" "Brady, E"
> > :    Please wait....done
> > : command>
> > Oooo matron etc
> I have this strange feeling of deja vu...

Why, you haven't had the chance to, er, scurrilize me before.
Re: Jeez...
#498
Author: Jenny Radcliffe
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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Edwin <E.C.Brady@durham.ac.uk> wrote
> Jenny Radcliffe (j.s.radcliffe@dur.ac.uk) wrote:
> : Bods <bods@durge.org> wrote
> : > Everybody get up, one two three four,
> : > trevor.roberts@dunelm.org.uk (Trev) will help
> : > you get down yeah!
> : > >On Sat, 07 Oct 2000 01:23:47 +0100, Dunc
<Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk>
> : > >wrote:
> : > >>Trev wrote:
> : > >>>   Someone tell Edwin and Jenny to get a room...
> : > >>> Trev - doesn't want to read this filth on a newsgroup.  Well, not
> : > >>> *that* newsgroup.
> : > >>Waaaagh!
> : > >>What's going on?
> : > >>Tell me or I'll cry.
> : > >  They're just being excessively clingy.  That, coupled with the way
> : > >they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.
> : > Well if she (according to alt.dur.general) eats cum....
> : > No I don't think I'll go there....
> : Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
> : And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant it"
> : although everyone else was being nauseated.
> Now that's not entirely true is it...?

Near enough, and you know it!

> : Gods, now I feel silly.
> Aw. *pats head*

:PPPPPPPPPPPP
Re: Jeez...
#499
Author: Jenny Radcliffe
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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Bods <bods@durge.org> wrote
> Everybody get up, one two three four,
> Jenny Radcliffe <j.s.radcliffe@dur.ac.uk> will help
> you get down yeah!
> >Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
> >And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant it"
> >although everyone else was being nauseated.
> It takes a lot to make me feel nauseous.  The two things that do it
> very easily however are brussel sprouts and bananas.  I cope with
> virtually anything bar them :)

Oh, good. I think.

> >Gods, now I feel silly.
> Ack don't worry.  It's not as if you've said anythign daft on a
> globaly available newsgroup now is it?
> :)
> HAND.

As if I'd ever do something silly like that ...
Re: Jeez...
#500
Author: Dunc
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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Jenny Radcliffe wrote:
> 
> Dunc <Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk> wrote
> > Gandalf wrote:
> > > David Nutter (David.Nutter@durham.ac.uk) wrote:
> > > : Jenny Radcliffe <j.s.radcliffe@dur.ac.uk> writes:
> > > : > Bods <bods@durge.org> wrote
> > > : > > Everybody get up, one two three four,
> > > : > > >they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.
> > > : > > Well if she (according to alt.dur.general) eats cum....
> > > : > > No I don't think I'll go there....
> > > : > Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
> > > : > And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant
> it"
> > > : > although everyone else was being nauseated.
> > > : > Gods, now I feel silly.
> > > : **** INITIALISING GOSSIP-O-MATIC
> > > : **** READY:
> > > : command> scurrilize "Radcliffe, J" "Brady, E"
> > > :    Please wait....done
> > > : command>
> > > Oooo matron etc
> > I have this strange feeling of deja vu...
> 
> Why, you haven't had the chance to, er, scurrilize me before.

No, it was more the strangely similar thought processes evident in
Gandalf and Nutter's posts.
-- 
Dunc - never knowingly scurrils. :)

When they see us coming the birdies all try n hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated in cyanide.
						-Tom Lehrer
Re: Jeez...
#501
Author: Trev
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 15:15:25 GMT, bods@durge.org (Bods) wrote:
>It takes a lot to make me feel nauseous.  The two things that do it
>very easily however are brussel sprouts and bananas.  I cope with
>virtually anything bar them :)

  What's wrong with bananas?  Eh?  EH?  C'mon, want to make something
of it?

  I quite like bananas...

-- 
Trev
Re: Jeez...
#502
Author: Dunc
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 00:00
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Trev wrote:
> 
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 15:15:25 GMT, bods@durge.org (Bods) wrote:
> >It takes a lot to make me feel nauseous.  The two things that do it
> >very easily however are brussel sprouts and bananas.  I cope with
> >virtually anything bar them :)
> 
>   What's wrong with bananas?  Eh?  EH?  C'mon, want to make something
> of it?
> 
>   I quite like bananas...
> 
Yeah, but we know what _you_ are like.

-- 
Dunc

When they see us coming the birdies all try n hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated in cyanide.
						-Tom Lehrer
Re: Jeez...
#489
Author: Dunc
Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2000 02:19
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Gandalf wrote:
> 
> David Nutter (David.Nutter@durham.ac.uk) wrote:
> : Jenny Radcliffe <j.s.radcliffe@dur.ac.uk> writes:
> 
> : > Bods <bods@durge.org> wrote
> : > > Everybody get up, one two three four,
> : > >
> : > > >they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.
> : > > Well if she (according to alt.dur.general) eats cum....
> : > > No I don't think I'll go there....
> : >
> : > Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
> : > And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant it"
> : > although everyone else was being nauseated.
> : > Gods, now I feel silly.
> 
> : **** INITIALISING GOSSIP-O-MATIC
> 
> : **** READY:
> 
> : command> scurrilize "Radcliffe, J" "Brady, E"
> 
> :    Please wait....done
> 
> : command>
> 
> Oooo matron etc
> 
I have this strange feeling of deja vu...


-- 
Dunc

When they see us coming the birdies all try n hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated in cyanide.
						-Tom Lehrer
Re: Jeez...
#503
Author: Gandalf
Date: Mon, 09 Oct 2000 00:00
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Jenny Radcliffe (j.s.radcliffe@dur.ac.uk) wrote:
: Dunc <Duncan.Taylor@dunelm.org.uk> wrote
: > Gandalf wrote:
: > > David Nutter (David.Nutter@durham.ac.uk) wrote:
: > > : Jenny Radcliffe <j.s.radcliffe@dur.ac.uk> writes:
: > > : > Bods <bods@durge.org> wrote
: > > : > > Everybody get up, one two three four,
: > > : > > >they were behaving when I was down last Tuesday, is sickening.
: > > : > > Well if she (according to alt.dur.general) eats cum....
: > > : > > No I don't think I'll go there....
: > > : > Er, I don't seem to have seen any of the previous posts.
: > > : > And forgive my behaviour, but apparently Edwin "didn't think I meant
: it"
: > > : > although everyone else was being nauseated.
: > > : > Gods, now I feel silly.
: > > : **** INITIALISING GOSSIP-O-MATIC
: > > : **** READY:
: > > : command> scurrilize "Radcliffe, J" "Brady, E"
: > > :    Please wait....done
: > > : command>
: > > Oooo matron etc
: > I have this strange feeling of deja vu...

: Why, you haven't had the chance to, er, scurrilize me before.

what exactly does scurrilizing involve?
Does it hurt?

--

"The most common opening moves tend to be Rock, Paper or Scissors"
				http://www.worldrps.com/
Re: Jeez...
#505
Author: Trev
Date: Mon, 09 Oct 2000 00:00
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On 9 Oct 2000 08:37:28 GMT, Gandalf <I.S.Davis@durham.ac.uk> wrote:
>what exactly does scurrilizing involve?
>Does it hurt?

  Only if you want it to, baby.

-- 
Trev
Re: Jeez...
#506
Author: Bods
Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2000 00:00
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Everybody get up, one two three four, 
trevor.roberts@dunelm.org.uk (Trev) will help
you get down yeah!
>On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 15:15:25 GMT, bods@durge.org (Bods) wrote:
>>It takes a lot to make me feel nauseous.  The two things that do it
>>very easily however are brussel sprouts and bananas.  I cope with
>>virtually anything bar them :)
>
>  What's wrong with bananas?  Eh?  EH?  C'mon, want to make something
>of it?
>
>  I quite like bananas...

Bananas just make me want to heave.  Sorry but there you are.  

If you *really* want to be put off bananas, go work in a supermarket
produce department, stacking boxes of the damm things onto the
shelves.  They really really really smell and it's revolting.
--
Another quality post from Associated Andrewfusion
                          http://www.durge.org/~bods
Re: Jeez...
#508
Author: Timothy Lee
Date: Wed, 11 Oct 2000 00:00
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In article <39e771c2.1879621@news.freeuk.com>, Bods <bods@durge.org>
writes
>
>If you *really* want to be put off bananas, go work in a supermarket
>produce department, stacking boxes of the damm things onto the
>shelves.  They really really really smell and it's revolting.

Did you come across any spiders?  When my parents had some fruit & veg
stores they would get exotic spiders in the banana crates every so
often. They would usually take them to the local pet stores, but one
time they called up fyffes and asked them to send their spider
specialist to take one away (my mother wasn't particularly keen on
killing them) so they send their chap along, the spider specialist, who
sees this rather large spider on the floor, he then goes and picks up a
five pound weight from the scale sets and drops it on the spider.

-- 
Timothy Lee http://www.town-village.demon.co.uk
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