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On Fri, 2 Apr 2010 16:28:19 +0000 (UTC), dr yacub
<doctor.yacub@gmail.com> wrote:

>New York -- Conservative pundit and author Ann Coulter stunned FOX News 
>viewers on Saturday, as she explained that she has the incurable, immune-
>suppressing disease called AIDS.
>
>"I know have been looking more and more emaciated as time goes by, and that 
>is because I am fighting the disease called AIDS," announced Coulter on FOX 
>News.
>
>Her tragic story got even more bizarre, as she revealed that she caught AIDS 
>from sexual trysts with Merv Griffin, Henry Kissinger, and Rudy Giuliani.
>
>"Merv Griffin, Henry Kissinger, and Rudy Giuliani are all bisexual lovers, 
>and one night, when I was drunk, they convinced me to participate in one of 
>their orgies," revealed the AIDS-stricken Coulter.
>
>The offices of Griffin, Kissinger, and Giuliani have all denied 
>responsibility for Ann Coulter catching AIDS. Merv Griffin spokeswoman Emma 
>Les Behan called Coulter a "dirty slut," and said Coulter must have caught 
>AIDS from somebody else. Kissinger's spokesman Ben A. Crooke said the that 
>Mr. Kissinger feels sorry for Ms. Coulter, but that it wasn't from him that 
>she caught AIDS. Giuliani issued a statement saying that he is confident he 
>also isn't the source of Coulter's AIDS.
>
>"Given my sexual lifestyle, I am sure to get tested for AIDS every month, and 
>I am certain that my last one was negative," explained the former New York 
>City Mayor Rudy Giuliani.
>
>So far, neither of those three have commented on the photograph that Ann 
>Coulter released to Unconfirmed Sources. Looking at the photograph, however, 
>it is apparent that Ms. Coulter could have caught AIDS from one of the other 
>unkown men in the picture. 
Lamest post of the day.