🚀 go-pugleaf

CouncilOf3 wrote:
> 
> Rev. I. $awyer Browneye wrote:
> >
> > Martin Hannigan wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <321CF229.C01@ix.netcom.com>,
> > > CouncilOf3  <revjoe@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> > > >Martin Hannigan wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> Fucking roomates. No, not mine, but I met this girl who was going to give
> > > >> it up. I was there and then....the fucking roomate wakes up from being stone
> > > >> cold drunk and says  "I want to go".
> > > >
> > > >You're not to have sex outside marriage, anyway.  You should thank the roomate
> > > >and buy her a VCR for saving you from doing evil.
> >
> > As a man of the cloth, I still say you should have porked them both.
> 
> HERETIC!!!  Abstinence is the only sure answer to stop the spread of STD's and the
> horrors of abortion.  What kinda "man of the cloth" are you anyway?  I'll bet you're
> just a traveling Kotex salesman.

HERETIC MY ASS!!!  As a man of the cloth, I'll have you know that fucking
is the only way to produce children.  And what the fuck is the point of 
trying to sell a woman some traveling Kotex?  By definition, it wouldn't 
be there when she needed it anyway.

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