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Started by Don Dangler
Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:01
re* lighting farts
Author: Don Dangler
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:01
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:01
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I've never done it, but a friend of mine spent an afternoon at my house lightin g them through his jeans. he simply laid back, put the soles of his shoes toge ther and flicked his bic when the moment arose. ############################################################################### # ARE YOU OPEN MINDED OR ARE YOU JUST ANOTHER IDIOT? # THE ECOLOGY IS DOOMED # ####################################################### UNLESS WE GIVE TREES # # RECYCLE IT ALL OR YOU WILL KILL US ALL # VOTE EARTH # FISH & BIRDS THE VOTE # ###############################################################################
Re: re* lighting farts
Author: Matt Garretson
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 00:53
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 00:53
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In article <92349.13014434I5VXB@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU> Don Dangler <34I5VXB@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU> writes: >I've never done it, but a friend of mine spent an afternoon at my house lightin >g them through his jeans. he simply laid back, put the soles of his shoes toge >ther and flicked his bic when the moment arose. If we're not careful, this may replace baseball as America's favorite pastime.
Re: re* lighting farts
Author: Tony Zugates
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 17:53
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 17:53
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This is dangerous folks! I believe the common term for this is BlueFlame. A kid died from this a few years ago.. I think it was in the SJ Mercury News.. There is a certain position you can get the body in where you can create enough vacuum to suck in air into your lower colon... if you are in this position (I wouldnt know...but it was an interesting effect to see someone else act like an idiot spouting blue flames) and ignite any highly flamable and stinky methane, you can cause hemmoraging(sic?) because of the explosion etc... It is not very common, but it happens. I would not recommend anyone do it after hearing about the kid croaking.... "insert coin, turn unit on, have fun!" -the Flannagan brothers all known disclaimers apply, including those yet unknown.
DIE!
Author: Andrew Baker Glazier
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 20:36
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 20:36
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>############################################################################### ># ARE YOU OPEN MINDED OR ARE YOU JUST ANOTHER IDIOT? # THE ECOLOGY IS DOOMED # >####################################################### UNLESS WE GIVE TREES # ># RECYCLE IT ALL OR YOU WILL KILL US ALL # VOTE EARTH # FISH & BIRDS THE VOTE # >############################################################################### Die, you pseudo-environmentalist ecologically fashionable preaching sycophant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- "A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
Wind-Powered Fantasies
Author: Ted Frank
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 01:42
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 01:42
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In article <35510003@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates) writes: >This is dangerous folks! >I believe the common term for this is BlueFlame. > >A kid died from this a few years ago.. I think it was in the SJ Mercury News.. > >There is a certain position you can get the body in where you can create >enough vacuum to suck in air into your lower colon... if you are >in this position (I wouldnt know...but it was an interesting effect to >see someone else act like an idiot spouting blue flames) and ignite any >highly flamable and stinky methane, you can cause hemmoraging(sic?) >because of the explosion etc... > >It is not very common, but it happens. I would not recommend anyone >do it after hearing about the kid croaking.... Definitely don't do it after eating Alka-Seltzer. Ted "11 or 12 years old after the latest birthday" Frank -- ted frank | thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu standard disclaimers | void where prohibited the university of chicago law school, chicago, illinois 60637
Re: re* lighting farts
Author: 2ck1racicr
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 08:48
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 08:48
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In article <92349.13014434I5VXB@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU>, Don Dangler <34I5VXB@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU> writes: >I've never done it, but a friend of mine spent an afternoon at my house lightin >g them through his jeans. he simply laid back, put the soles of his shoes toge >ther and flicked his bic when the moment arose. > > >############################################################################ I know of some kid that lit a fart and the flame traveled up his ass. It burned the hair in his ass. He spent the next month in the hospital while it grew back. See the hair helps you defecate your excrement. Since it burned away the hair, nurses had to "plunge" the kid's butt. I but that was an expensive plumber job! _______________________________________________________________________________ | To smash the simple atom | Rob Racic | I don't think | | All mankind was intent. | | So.... | | Now any day | Milwaukee, Wisconsin | Homey Don't | | The atom may | | play that! | | RETURN the favor. | 2ck1racicr.@vms.csd.mu.edu | HOMEY D. ClOWN | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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