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In article <93026.085804MBADBH@rohvm1.rohmhaas.com> David B. Horvath, CDP <MBADBH@rohvm1.rohmhaas.com> writes:

>I'm seeking the true identity of Professor Staff - he (or she) is the one
>that gets to teach all of the classes that the other professors teach.
>
>Look at a class catalog - most of the schools that I've attended have had
>this person on their staff and they teach most of the classes.  How does
>this person do it?  Time/Warp fields?
>
>   - David

Oh, there are several Professor Staffs. Didn't you know that the Staff family
is the largest in the world? They are among the best workers. Much more
efficient than even the Japanese. In fact, they are so highly thought of that
they are given private dining rooms (Staff cafeteriaas) and so plentiful they
must be listed in their own directories. (Staff directory, often alongside the
Faculty family.) They even have their own private closets and storage and
supply rooms (Staff only).


Anthony Prattico
pratta@rpi.edu

In article <93026.085804MBADBH@rohvm1.rohmhaas.com>, MBADBH@rohvm1 (David B. Horvath, CDP) writes:
>I'm seeking the true identity of Professor Staff - he (or she) is the one
>that gets to teach all of the classes that the other professors teach.

No doubt a close relation of Tobe Announced.

They always catch the bus that's going to "Not In Service".

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In article <PRATTA.93Jan26154430@rebecca.rpi.edu> pratta@rpi.edu (Anthony Edward Prattico) writes:
>
>Oh, there are several Professor Staffs. Didn't you know that the Staff family
>is the largest in the world? They are among the best workers. Much more
>efficient than even the Japanese. In fact, they are so highly thought of that
>they are given private dining rooms (Staff cafeteriaas) and so plentiful they
>must be listed in their own directories. (Staff directory, often alongside the
>Faculty family.) They even have their own private closets and storage and
>supply rooms (Staff only).
>
>
>Anthony Prattico
>pratta@rpi.edu

Didn't one of them discover a disease? correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it
the infamous 'staff-infection'?

Miko "who is searching for the 'any key' on his keyboard"

mswing@lonestar.utsa.edu (Michael S. Wingfield) writes:

>In article <PRATTA.93Jan26154430@rebecca.rpi.edu> pratta@rpi.edu (Anthony Edward Prattico) writes:
>>
>>Oh, there are several Professor Staffs. Didn't you know that the Staff family
>>is the largest in the world? They are among the best workers. Much more
>>efficient than even the Japanese. In fact, they are so highly thought of that
>>they are given private dining rooms (Staff cafeteriaas) and so plentiful they
>>must be listed in their own directories. (Staff directory, often alongside the
>>Faculty family.) They even have their own private closets and storage and
>>supply rooms (Staff only).
>>
>>
>>Anthony Prattico
>>pratta@rpi.edu

>Didn't one of them discover a disease? correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it
>the infamous 'staff-infection'?

I think that you're getting them confused with the European branch of
the family which spells it 'staph.'

Robert

In article <93026.085804MBADBH@rohvm1.rohmhaas.com> dhorvath@mail.sas.upenn.edu writes:
>I'm seeking the true identity of Professor Staff - he (or she) is the one
>that gets to teach all of the classes that the other professors teach.
>
>Look at a class catalog - most of the schools that I've attended have had
>this person on their staff and they teach most of the classes.  How does
>this person do it?  Time/Warp fields?
>
Don't forget, he/she has a TWIN!!!    Professor TBA!

Unfortunatly, they have to teach the course the other profs don't want to.

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David B. Horvath, CDP <MBADBH@rohvm1.rohmhaas.com> writes:

>I'm seeking the true identity of Professor Staff - he (or she) is the one
>that gets to teach all of the classes that the other professors teach.

Hmmm...this Prof. Staff must be pretty busy!  He teaches here at Cornell also,
along with Prof. TBA.
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In <93026.085804MBADBH@rohvm1.rohmhaas.com> David B. Horvath, CDP <MBADBH@rohvm1.rohmhaas.com> writes:

>I'm seeking the true identity of Professor Staff - he (or she) is the one
>that gets to teach all of the classes that the other professors teach.

They're grad. students, not doctors, and yes they do all the real work.

-David "The machinery of capitalism is oiled with the blood of the workers"
Iverson  (a grad. student)

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