🚀 go-pugleaf

Someone asked "But would it work with a fork, a knife?"

And someone else: "Does it need to be an alcoholic beverage?  
Would it work with a 2L of Pepsi or Coke?"

My heart bleeds at the thought of those destitute people, who can't 
afford a fork, a knife, a bottle of beer, and one of Coke, and try
it out themselves.

These are hard times, hard times.

Would the fortunate owners of knifes and forks please team up
with the few rich enough to afford a bottle each of beer, Coke,
and Pepsi, and tell our two penniless fellow-netters?