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CORRECTION -- Add One More Brainwashed Manchurian Candidate toList of U.S. College Graduates

#1381
From: copernicus123
Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:56
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ERRONEOUS ORIGINAL HEADLINE
867,766 Manchurian Candidates Graduated from U.S. Colleges This Year
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CORRECTION
867,767 Manchurian Candidates Graduated from U.S. Colleges This Year
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My apology! I forgot to include your nephews.
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VERY SHORT LIST OF VERY FAMOUS PEOPLE WHO
NEVER SET FOOT INSIDE A BRAINWASH FACTORY 
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George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, George 
W. Bush, Harry S Truman, Ed Conrad, Mark 
Twain, Atilla the Hun, William Faulkner.
Jesus Christ, Ernest Hemingway, Moses,
Marilyn Monroe 
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What Joe College's brain looked like before entering college. 
http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2005/01/050111165229.jpg 
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What Joe College's brain looked like on Graduation Day 
http://www.blork.org/blog/imyjiz3/spaghetti-carbonara.jpg 
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BRAINWASHING 101 
http://www.blurofinsanity.com/collegewaste.html 
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COLLAGE U.S.A. 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=college 
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After Being Bainwashed, They Can't See the Forest for the Trees 
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i.e. 
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL 
Ed Conrad Buries Evoluton 
http://www.edconrad.com 
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>  PETRIFIED HUMAN BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS 
>     UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE MAN AS OLD AS COAL 
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> Just a Few Mind-Boggling Discoveries Between Coal Veins 
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News Agency>Xinhua News Agency><> > WORLD'S LARGEST NEWSPAPERS>>Rank
Country Circulation>1. Yomiuri Shimbun (Japan) 14,532,694>2. Asahi
Shimbun (Japan) 12,601,375>3. Sichuan Ribao (China) 8,000,000>4.
Mainichi Shimbun (Japan) 5,845,857>5. Bild (Germany) 5,674,400>6.
Chunichi Shimbun (Japan) 4,323,144>7. Sun (England) 3,718,354>8.
Renmin Ribao (China) 3,000,000>9. Sankei Shimbun (Japan) 2,890,835>10.
Nihon Keizai Shimbun Japan 2,705,877>11. Gongren Ribao (China)
2,500,000>12. Daily Mail (England) 2,387,867>13. Daily Mirror
(England) 2,339,001>14. Chosun Ilbo (South Korea) 2,225,000>15. Dong-A
Ilbo (South Korea) 2,150,000>16. Hokkaido Shimbun (Japan)
1,962,666>17. Eleftherotypia (Greece) 1,858,316>18. Xin Min Wan Bao
(China) 1,750,000>19. Wall Street Journal (U.S.) 1,740,450>20.
Yangcheng Wanbao China 1,730,000>21. Kerala Kaumudi (India)
1,720,000>22. Wen Hui Bao Daily (China 1,700,000>23. USA Today (United
States) 1,653,428>24. Joong-Ang Ilbo (S. Korea) 1,550,000>25. Economic
Daily (China) 1,500,000>26. Rodong Sinmun (N. Korea) 1,500,000>27.
Kyung-Hyang Daily News 1,478,537>28. Sports Nippon (Japan)
1,452,699>29. Shizuoka Shimbun (Japan)) 1,442,310>30. Sankei Sports
(Japan) 1,367,734>31. Deutche Allgemeine Germ 1,313,400>32. United
Daily News (Taiwan ) 1,300,000>33. China Times (Taiwan) 1,270,000>34.
O Estado de Sao Paulo Brazil) 1,230,160>35. Jang Daily (Pakistan)
1,200,000>36. Jang Lahore (Pakistan) 1,200,000>37. Akhbar El Yom/Al
Akhbar (Egypt) 1,159,339>38. Hankook Ilbo (South Korea) 1,156,000>39.
Hochi Shimbun (Japan) 1,119,031>40. Daily Express (England)
1,118,981>41. Los Angeles Times (U.S.) 1,067,540>42. New York Times
(U>S) 1,066,540>43. Tokyo Shimbun (Japan 1,062,080>44. Daily Telegraph
(England) 1,047,861>45. Nishinippon Shimbun Japan 1,041,104>46.
Jiefang Ribao (China) 1,000,000>47. Nanfang Ribao (China)
1,000,000>48. Nongmin Ribao (China) 1,000,000>49. Zhongguo Qingnian
Ribao (China) 1,000,000>50. Nikkan Sports (Japan) 984,058>51. Al
Akhbar (Egypt) 980,000>52. Guangming Ribao (China) 950,000>53. Al
Ahram (Egypt) 900,000>54. Al Goumhouriya (Egypt) 900,000>55. Seoul
Shinmun (S. Korea) 900,000>56. Xin Hua Ribao (China) 900,000>57.
Verdens Gang (Norway) 870,267>58. Corriere della Sera (Italy)
868,266>59. Kyoto Shimbun (Japan) 839,499>60. Chugoku Shimbun (Japan)
820,000>61 Kobe Shimbun Japan 820,000>62. Times of India (India)
813,000>63. Kobe Shimbun (Japan) 810,353>64. Beijing Wanbao (China)
800,000>65. Hubei Ribao (China) 800,000>66. Jiefangjun Ribao (China)
800,000>67. Trybuna Slaska (Poland) 800,000>68. La Gazzetta dello
Sport Italy 798,243>69. Ouest-France (France) 790,133>70. Holos
Ukrainy (Ukraine) 768,000>71. The Times (England) 766,999>72. ABC
(Spain) 765,668>73. Washington Post (U.SSS>) 759,122>74. La Repubblica
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Sabah (Turkey) 722,950>81. Jornal da Tarde (Brazil) 709,793>82.
Beijing Ribao (China) 700,000>83. Chongqing Ribao (China) 700,000>84.
Clarin (Argentina) 700,000>85. Thai Rath (Thailand 700,000>86.
Zhejiang Ribao (China) 700,000>87. Diario Insular (Portugal)
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Sun (Australia) 600,000>98. Hurriyet (Pakistan) 600,000>99. Liaoning
Ribao (China) 600,000>100. Oriental Daily News (Hong Kong) 600,000><>
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914,584>5. Post (Washington, DC) 732,872>6. Daily News (New York,
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553,018>11. Chronicle (San Francisco) 512,640>12. Morning News
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450,538>15. Arizona Republic (Phoenix) 432,284>16. Star-Ledger
(Newark, N.J.) 408,672>17. Star Tribune (Minneapolis) 380,354>18.
Inquirer (Philadelphia) 376,493>19. Journal-Constitution (Atlanta)
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