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1 total messages Started by Gerry Lintonice Mon, 31 Oct 2005 05:34
Doom is the most lesbian game ever made !!!
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Author: Gerry Lintonice
Date: Mon, 31 Oct 2005 05:34
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Yes, as soon as you play one of the Doom games, you feel the urge to
eat pussy and you have to do it for hours and hours and hours.

Unfornately, the lesbian aura of Doom causes men to behave very
feminine and a lot of male Doom players changed their gender after
playing the game, just to have their pussies eaten. The others became
crossdressers, because they could not find a sex-partner anyway, they
were too fat, too ugly or too stinky ...

So DON'T play Doom if you are a man and want to keep your dick! Play it
and in 2 or 3 weeks, you'll wake up with a pussy and a pair of tits.
You have been warned !
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