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On Sun, 20 Jan 2002 00:17:04 +0800 Damian proclaimed...

> Are you tired of watching those beautiful women just walk on by?

Yes!

Although it is nice staring at their arse.
 
> Do you want to know what makes a woman swoon with desire for an
> average-looking guy?

Yes, but...I thought that was money?

Anyway, who you calling average!!! >:(
 
> Do you want to be able to pick and choose the women you want to spend time
> with?

Yes, but I don't have any chloroform left :(
 
> Do you want to feel the power of being a true Master of Dating?

Yeah! - what was the question again?
> 
> Just think about this:
> A drop-dead gorgeous girl wanders into your local tavern, and you
> nonchalantly leave the table.

EllAW DARLIN' !!!
 
> To the surprise of your wide-eyed buddies, you walk up to her and introduce
> yourself.

Hi, I'm Strider, I play Computer games and have no friends, wanna fuck?

> Imagine the look on their faces as you spend the rest of the night hitting
> it off with the kind of woman that they
> usually just sit there and drool over!

Are you *sure* this is gonna work?
 
> Wouldn't that be excellent?

Yes. What time is it, I think I missed my vitamin supplement... :/
 
> The good news is you don't have to tell them where you learned your stuff!!!

That would be immoral...

Ah, who gives a fuck >:)
 
> NOW YOU CAN LEARN THE SECRETS!!!

Where, Where?!?!

> Learn the:
> 
> Who, What, Where,

Huh?

Stop your platitudes wanker, gimme gimme gimme!!!
 
> How of Meeting, Approaching, Talking to, and Seducing the Women of The 21st
> Century!!!

What about the 20th Century ones, are they forgotten :(

> You will finally succeed in ROMANCE cause all the right tools are in this
> MANUAL!!!

Yes I will

/me snores and hugs his pillow
 
> Here are what some of the people who have the manual have to say:
> 
> 
> "I started using it six weeks ago and I have made out with 11 beautiful
> chicks and slept with 6! This is way the best investment I ever made!" -Mike
> Delmaire

Wanker.
 
> "All I can say is where were you when I was in college? I'm scoring today
> like you wouldn't believe. I hardly believed it at first but your technique
> works like crazy. Last night I go into the bar, I talk to this chick for
> about 30 minutes then bring her home. Sex is easy. Finally!" -Colin Lawrence

Toss pot.
 
> "This has got to be the #1 FUN WAY to get it on. Great job with this. I got
> to tell you this is making a major impact on my love life." -Ben Peleshaty

Wank splat.

> Learn how to have the confidence you need to succeed! You will KNOW that you
> have what it takes to flirt, date, and score at will. (HINT: Women find a
> confident man irresistible!)

I'm invinccciiiiiiible!!!!

> Learn why you see beautiful women with average-looking guys all the time,
> and how you can become one of these lucky "regular guys" with a fabulous
> girl hanging on your arm.

You call me average again and I'm gonna fuck yer >:|
 
> Get specific tips on everything you need to know to win over Ms. Right:
> clothing and appearance, the right attitude and even what to need to say and
> do!

Great!!

Does it come with mallet?

> So WHAT are you WAITING for??

It's past my bedtime. Mum says... :/

> This product normally sell for U.S $39.95.

God damn, that's cheap!!
 
> But for now, YOU get it for only U.S $25.95!!!

No, you lie!!!
 
> This is a GREAT offer not to be miss!!

Yes it is

/me whips out his credit card.
 
> HURRY UP!! Cause we are giving 2 BREAKTHROUGH REPORTS just for orders before
> NEW YEAR'S DAY!!!

Erm, but New Years day was a few weeks back. Does that means I can't 
have it? :(
 
> 1. "How To Date Strippers."

Money!

> 2. "Sex On The Edge - Satisfy Your Woman Every Time"

Sex with money in hand!!!
 
> Don't MISS out this offer!!! It's a ONCE in a LIFETIME!!!!

I must be a fucking cat then.
 
> To order, please send Cash, Check or International Money Orders to:
> Damian Lin
> 
> Blk. 313C, Anchorvale Road,
> 
> #05-140,
> 
> Singapore 543313.

But I don't speak forignnn langiuges :(
 
> Please WRITE down your E-MAIL address and NAME on paper together with the
> money.

To much...to soon, slow down, I'm getting excited!

> This MANUAL will surely build CONFIDENCE and a NEW YOU in meeting Women Of
> the 21st Century!!!!

Hurray!!!

I wont be a virgin forever!!!! 

-- 

Scott Robson AKA Strider
E-Mail - ape-b0y-strider at blueyonder dot co dot uk
Homepage - www.aboutstrider.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
T-AGHL - http://aghl.squareegg.net/taghl

--

"I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. 
We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. 
[smiles] We're a knowledgeable family."

> > Please WRITE down your E-MAIL address and NAME on paper together with the
> > money.
> 
> To much...to soon, slow down, I'm getting excited!
> 
> > This MANUAL will surely build CONFIDENCE and a NEW YOU in meeting Women Of
> > the 21st Century!!!!
> 
> Hurray!!!
> 
> I wont be a virgin forever!!!!

   And have you noticed the variety of newsgroups it was sent to?

   I'm sure ther're tons of kids that'll cough up $27 to be the master
of all women they see....

Thanks, I needed the chuckle

"Damian" <dam911@singnet.com.sg> wrote in message news:<a2eqen$s2i$1@coco.singnet.com.sg>...
> Are you tired of watching those beautiful women just walk on by?
> 
> Do you want to know what makes a woman swoon with desire for an
> average-looking guy?
> 
> Do you want to be able to pick and choose the women you want to spend time
> with?
> 
> Do you want to feel the power of being a true Master of Dating?
> 

... a master of dating ...

Sounds risky.  Doesn't masterdating make you go blind?

On 22 Jan 2002 13:31:30 -0800 Larry Burford proclaimed...

> Sounds risky.  Doesn't masterdating make you go blind?

Nahhh...

So I've heard!!

-- 

Scott Robson AKA Strider
E-Mail - ape-b0y-strider at blueyonder dot co dot uk
Homepage - www.aboutstrider.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
T-AGHL - http://aghl.squareegg.net/taghl

--

"I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. 
We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. 
[smiles] We're a knowledgeable family."

> So I've heard!!

you mean you can still see then scott  :P

leon_swindale@hotmail.com (Johnny Park) wrote in message news:<d75112dd.0201230853.644757d6@posting.google.com>...
> > So I've heard!!
> 
> you mean you can still see then scott  :P

A priest told me I didn't have to stop until I needed glasses.

Thanks,
I needed that laugh (or two)