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larsen@hellgate.utah.edu (Steve Larsen) writes:

>	Well, I just thought I would post, and let the whole world know that
>there is only one way to play SF2, and that is with One Thumb Up Your Ass
>(now to be known as OTUYA).  This is THE only true way to play.  If you
>disagree with me, that makes you a weak player.  I play this way, and if you
>ever play me, you'll lose to me unless you play that way.

This old news.  There were even rumors that this was the only way to get
to Ryu's master, Hung Dong.  And the OTUYA style of SF is only a tiny
tip of a much larger and more effective playing style.. The WEFUYA style.
This is a Japanese translation of Haryuken which means Whole Entire Fist
Up Your Ass.  That is obviously what Ken and Ryu are doing when they do
their Dragon Punch.  Since the HF (short for Hyper-Fisting) edition came
out, the OTUYA and the WEFUYA have become obsolete to the Buttofuoco
style.  And I don't even want to mention Chun Li's evil Amy Fister style...
-- 
Eu-Ming Lee (aka CyberGeek)                      el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
If you have nothing good to say, sit down, shut up, and post to USENET.

		My my my, do I detect a little soreness Stevie?  Let me
	guess... Someone flamed you!  It happens to the best of them, but
	lets face it, we're not dealing with alt.philosophy here, it is
	Street Fighter 2.  In 90% of the cases, there does exist a definitive
	right or wrong to most of the posted questions.  This is not to say
	that everyone shouldn't post (otherwise where's the fun?), this is
	the way that new ideas appear.  Incidentally, I think it would be 
	arrogant for anyone to preach total mastery of HF, especially due to
	the short amount of time it has been out.  If you're feeling down in
	the mouth, just say "Buttafuoco!" and everything will be OK again.
	Otherwise maybe you should try alt.SF2.heretic or alt.disgruntled...

		Buttafuoco 

In article <1993Jan26.012940.24170@hellgate.utah.edu> larsen@hellgate.utah.edu (Steve Larsen) writes:

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   From: larsen@hellgate.utah.edu (Steve Larsen)
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   Date: 26 Jan 93 01:29:40 GMT
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	   Well, I just thought I would post, and let the whole world know that
   there is only one way to play SF2, and that is with One Thumb Up Your Ass
   (now to be known as OTUYA).  This is THE only true way to play.  If you
   disagree with me, that makes you a weak player.  I play this way, and if you
   ever play me, you'll lose to me unless you play that way.

	   Back in the early days, only a few of us a the local arcade used to
   play OTUYA.  All the people that we played used to complain consistently that
   this was cheap, but we didn't care.  If they were too stupid to see that
   playing this way was the ONLY way to play, they deserved to die quickly.  I
   never relinquish anything to a weaker player, because I am on a mission.  I
   WILL NOT STOP until everyone plays like me.  If you say that you play another
   way, I will belittle you because you are small-time with a modicum of playing
   ability at best.  It doesn't matter that you have been playing SF2 since it
   came out, and posting here long before I ever made my grand entrace.  I will
   never concede that there might be other playing styles that might be just as
   fun/useful/intelligent/styleful because I am a autocratic messiah on a
   crusade of enlightenment, and have been charged by the gods of SF2 to deliver
   this message unto all.

	   I love it when I walk into an arcade where they don't play OTUYA.  I
   just know that I will crush even their greatest champion.  Boy does this ever
   make my day.  I get all bunged up inside just at the thought of it.  No
   matter how good their timing is, I will crush them just because I play the
   way this game was designed to be played.  And in each arcade that I appear,
   the people still think they have a chance against me.  I quickly show them
   the error of their ways.  Go figure; an entire group of people thinking that
   they could formulate cognizant thought without guidance from me.  The
   audacity of people never ceases to amaze.

	   My thought is that since Capcom didn't specifically outlaw playing
   with my digits stuck up my rectum, that this must be how they intended it to
   be played.  It is not only that I think this is true for me, but I have since
   concluded that Capcom must have intended everyone to play this way, and hence
   my crusade.

	   If you don't play this way, there is still hope.  Repent now your
   sins, and maybe, someday, you can be as good as me.  Only one thing though.
   Don't try to think on your own, or voice a unique opinion.  That sort of
   behavior is strictly outlawed in the kind of despotic society that I am
   spearheading.

   Forcefully,

   THE master of SF2


   P.S.  Stay tuned for the ~10-20 commandments of SF2.

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   My nose is twitchin' and the flies are swarming.

Robert A. Casper, Jr.
m931176@csservera.scs.usna.navy.mil
And no! I don't have a .signature file yet!

[Steve's post and Ming's reply deleted]

Nice try Steve, but Ming managed to stick his whole entire fist in your
sarcasm.

John