🚀 go-pugleaf

H Karl Jonsson (hejon@algonet.se) wrote:
: 
: Arnold Seegers <arnold@seegers.netkonect.co.uk> wrote in article
: <328f8b88.0@news2.netkonect.net>...
: > 
: > MORT! Don't listen to these moronic nonentities. I am your only friend
: > on agm. 
: 
: Why do you call me moronic? Not only do I have to take the
: flamemailposts from those who talked about drugs and evil
: things, now you, who are an alt.good.morning
: poster also tell me evil and nasty things. What is really
: wrong with the Smurfs? 
: I have two albums and one old cassette tape which are pretty
: fun to listen to.
  

        S W E D E S    A N D   M U P P E T S


Okay Mister-Swedish-Hugs-and-Flowers-and-Kisses,
so you like Smurfs, .. HUH ?!?!

Let's see how you like some stuff about Swedes
and Muppets; I hope your fuckin' flowers DIE
AND WILT, YOU FUCKING DELUDED AND SMUG, GLAD-HANDING
MORONIC BASTARD!!!!!

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A wise and sagely Australian "Doctor" once related
to his audience:

: There are three major differences between real
: Swedes and the chef on the Muppet show, as I'm
: sure, M*rt*n you will agree....

: 1. The chef is easier to understand
: 2. He knows more about cooking
: 3. He has about 2 orders of magnitude greater
:    intelligence

"Doc", if I may add to this stream of thought:

  On the other hand, there are these similarities:

  1. To get the Swedish Chef or a Swedish male up
     and alive in an animated fashion, just insert
     your arm up his rear end, all the way up to
     your elbow.

  2. The Chef and your typical Swede are devoid of
     any original thoughts or opinions; they are
     all ultimately dependant on the big man behind
     the scenes to do all their talking for them.

  3. Finally, the Chef and Swedish males all live
     in societies dominated by obese, graceless,
     and argumentive female pigs. Fortunately, the
     "Pigs" of Sweden has not discovered the hideous
     fashion-crime of blue eye-shadow.... yet.

: Why are you so upset?

  Get a clue Flower-Boy, the world in case you
  haven't noticed, is AN UNRELENTINGLY EVIL PLACE

  PEOPLE LIKE YOU EITHER GET YOURSELVES KILLED
  (Lucky us!) OR YOUR UNWITTING DUPES AND FELLOW
  MORONS!!!!

  WAKE UP AND SMELL THE NAPALM, SLEEPY-HEAD!!

: Love, flowers and sarsaparilloes to everyone!
: 
  YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE 
  PEOPLE SO STOOPID LIKE YOU, IF I WERE THERE
  BY YOUR SIDE I WOULD BE SLAPPING YOU UPSIDE
  THE HEAD UNTIL YOU 'WOKE UP' TO REALITY!!!

: Karl