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Started by despair
Mon, 21 Dec 1992 13:27
I lost my job!
Author: despair
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 13:27
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 13:27
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Great News! The heartless bastards at the company I've been contracting for just decided that they don't need me (and a few others) anymore, so they cancelled my 1 year contract only 3 months into the deal. I've got no severance pay, no money in the bank and a 4 month old daughter to feed and clothe. Since I've got no money, I'll probably lose my house shortly after I miss next month's mortgage payment. I love getting laid off exactly one week before Christmas. I can see their point, though: To hell with the people, the shareholders must get their dividends! Makes sense, right? BTW, I am a good Christian, so this is probably God's way of telling me that I should kill myself so my wife and kid can get the insurance money. Merry Christmas, Mr. Scrooge! Ta Ta! -- bob, now where did I put that bottle of fully automatic assault sleeping pills?
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