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In article <1992Oct14.004428.23232@leland.Stanford.EDU] sykopath@leland.Stanford.EDU (Mickey) writes:
]In article <1992Oct13.232041.24422@wam.umd.edu] pfeffa@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (Pfeffa the Cat) writes:
]]hey,  for those of us who are young and naive...what the hell is a goret?
]Well, each goret must speak for hirself (if [s]he could speak), but
]I can tell you that my goret has a small vestibular circumlocution,
]several bright-orange nodules of the quadratic variety, a number
]of grommets of all temperatures (and several Platonic "forms"), and
]not a few peripheral spicules (currently afflicted with rales).
]It also ingests several lenticular infundibulae every fortnight.
]Perhaps some of the older goret-owners out there would care to
]share their experiences in this highly personal matter?
]Goretially yours,
]Mickey "oh, no!  it's mistaken my toe for a lenticular infundibulum!" Phoenix.

ACK!  Wherever did you find that vestibular circumlocution?  The shop I 
frequent is all out; my goret has been despondent for months, and its grommets
are literally square with anguish.  They're all pink of course; I couldn't
afford the upgrade to the new Slack500's, not on my salary.  Truly my goret
is inferior to yours; I stopped being able to afford luxuries like spicules
when my goret infundibulized the manuscript for my next novel.
Things don't look good; for what good is a goret with only its core subocular
vesch for macerative purposes?
If anyone has a secondhand set of grommets, or a cheap X2S spindle for the
auxiliary drift-handler, my goret and I would be endlessly grateful.

Oh yeah.
		FORNIT SOME FORNUS

	 		Poor but proud goret owner,
				Paul Echeverri

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