🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <1992Oct12.234111.20460@pei.com> fred_s@earwax.pei.com (Fred Scott) writes:
>In article <1992Oct12.230044.13504@muddcs.claremont.edu> dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz) writes:
>>
>>All you alt.gorets readers, please keep a look out for my goret.  It has a
>>pink grommet hinge and a triply inverted 5-phase axolotl interface.  If you
>>see it, yell IP addresses at it, or show it some mayan numerals, and it
>>should come trotting over.  Once you have it restrained, send me e-mail.
>>Thanks!  My poor goret...
>
>Oh, oh!  I just heard something like that had gotten loose in Lake Erie and
>the predictable chemical reactions had caused it to grow such that now it's
>wandering through Cleveland stomping down buildings.  If it's yours, you'd
>better get there quick - otherwise, you never know what some panicy National
>Guard Commander might do.

Hey... I _found_ my goret.  It was in Tijuana.  Someone better pay attention,
their goret may be in danger...
Unless it's a stray, in which case you had better call the Humane society and
tell them to get some lenticular infundibula and catch that goret.  It might
still find a happy home.
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Denis/Tesser M Moskowitz        Jen feroca malbona kuniklo; rigardu liajn
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