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In article <1992Oct15.174451.17053@muddcs.claremont.edu] dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz) writes:
]Sorry about your SO.  Did you meet through goret support groups, or did one
]of you introduce the other to gorets?
]The foons are first series, the grommets stay dry and negatively charged.  I
]always thought it was silly for second series to be lubricated when the
]first series worked so well.  I've heard that third series foons are on the
]way, and they'll keep the grommets dry, negatively charged, AND vibrating in
]unison.   That'll be a sound to hear!
]Just send the vesch covers on over, the grommets are on the way.  Now if
]only I could find a good source for spicules... hey, European goret owners,
]how are the spicule prices on the other side of the lake?
]P.S. My sig is supposed to look like that, but my goret did feed on my
]organization line...
[.sig again chomped by goret...sigh]
Yah; the vesches are in the mail.  I met Shirl in the park; it was 3AM and
I was gliding my goret, which of course can best be done in the early 
morn because of the reduced risk of being seen; anyway, I was out gliding
my goret and it became quite agitated, dropping a bit of oil and pinking
its main helicals noticeably. Apparently the goret had sensed one of its
kind nearby, and I followed it.  Bursting into a clearing, I saw one of the
most beautiful gorets I've ever laid eyes on; delicate lacy grommets in
neon green, Double inverse matrix helicals by Shimano, and the biggest set
of spicules ever made.  All those hours of painstakingly maintaining and
cleaning out the forward looking sensor array with weak tea finally paid
off; the goret was with a beauty.  We walked together as our gorets
glided in lazy spirals, occasionally trotting on the ground for a while and
exchanging root passwords in peculiar goretalk before taking to the air again.
We lived together for two months and then she left me.
She says she's found a man whose goret has bigger spicules.
Woe is me.
I stole her goret's helicals, tho.
				
			Keeper of Goretlore,
				Paul Echeverri.



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