🚀 go-pugleaf

Gorets for the people!

Stop the madness!  Don't let the suppression of gorets by the American
government continue any longer!  Recent facts indicate an intense
crackdown on goret activity.  You don't believe me?  Look at the
facts.

FACT:  90% of the gorets are owned by 10% of the population.  That 10%
is the upper middle class white oligarchy.

FACT:  The Bush Administration officially denies the existence of
gorets, citing Pond's and Fleishman's 1991 paper "Mathematical Proof
of the Nonexistence of Gorets".

FACT: Goret shooting was a favorite pasttime of Texans until recent
legislation was passed.  "Ahm gonna git me a GOH-rit" is still a
common Texas figure of speech which means, "I'm going to exploit the
workers."

FACT: The Catholic Church continues to encourage the "Holy War"
against goret literature.  Recent edicts include "Let he who dips his
pen in the ink of goret words be smitten in hell forever."

FACT:  A San Francisco office of "The Goret Weekly" was forcibly shut
down by what the owner of the shop described as "men in grey suits and
sunglasses."  

FACT: Bush said in the 1992 Presidential Campaign "You just can't
trust [Clinton], a man who organized demonstrations for goret freedom
on foreign soil.  Is that the type of sick pinko commie you want
sitting in the Oval Office?"

FACT:  Millie the White House Dog has been trained to sniff out gorets
and kill them.

FACT:  9 out of 10 nobel laureate economists say that freeing the
gorets will greatly improve our economy, stimulating growth in the
stagnant Goret Vittles industry.


Join our goret friends in their struggle for freedom!

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						brian woelfel
						university of pennsylvania
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