Goret missing from basement

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1 total messages Started by Rich Holmes Sun, 20 Dec 1992 22:06

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Author: Rich Holmes
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 22:06

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I'm posting this on behalf of my brother who lives in West
Philadelphia. His pet goret is missing. She's been gone for several
weeks now. She left her gorethouse in my brother's basement and
apparently got out through a loose window. Her name's Penny, partly
because of her greenish-brown coat but partly as a joke because she
scavenges all kinds of coins EXCEPT pennies. She's only about a year
old and is about the size of a pumpkin. 

Not only does my brother miss her but -- this is a PUREBRED Eastern
Green Goret, sired by 1987 Goret of the Year, Kerygma III, and is
worth about $45,000. My brother is offering a reward of $5000, no
questions asked as long as she's safe and healthy. Please help.

--
- Rich Holmes
"Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of
accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave
like this." -- Douglas Adams

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