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Does God have a computer. If so where did he get it?



On Sat, 12 Apr 1997 13:53:19 -0700, Vision <vision@synet.net> wrote:

>Brian Byers wrote:
>> 
>> Skater wrote:
>> >
>> > wind@sword.com wrote:
>> > >
>> > > On Fri, 28 Mar 1997 17:22:49 -0500, arcade <jallen@voicenet.com>
>> > > wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >
>> > > >One day Bill Gates died.  He was in Purgatory and got his choice to go to
>> > > >Heaven or Hell.  He went to visit Heaven.  He saw the large golden gates,
>> > > >angels singing, birld happily flying around.  Bill said, "Hey, cool."  He
>> > > >went to visit hell.  He saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright
>> > > >sunshine.  He made his choice.  "I want to go to hell."  So off he went.
>> > > >Two weeks later, he went to the devil and said, "Hey, what happened? I
>> > > >saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright sunshine ... where'd it all
>> > > >go?  All i see is a burning inferno!"  The devil turned to him and said,
>> > > >"Oh!  It was just a demo..."
>> > > >
>> > > >On Thu, 27 Mar 1997, Stalker wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > >> Andrew Lockhart wrote:
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> > Andrew Hoelperl wrote:
>> > > >> > >
>> > > >> > > all of you who sent me that hate mail is GODLESS PEOPLE and are going to
>> > > >> > > burn in HELL!  you are all going to scream and cry out to the LORD to
>> > > >> > > save you but he will not.  it is too late to save your soul!!! you are
>> > > >> > > going to a place forever painful to face eternal damnation, for i have
>> > > >> > > decided to report your evil deeds to GOD HIMSELF!!! have fun in the LAND
>> > > >> > > OF FIRE!
>> > > >> > >
>> > > >> > > Andy
>> > > >> >
>> >  have a sense of humor it was just a joke cry about it why dont you
>> > I think youll enjoy your time in the loony bin yeah i talk to GOD i
>> > would be suprised if you sleep w/ your sister
>> >                                         ---Skater
>> 
>> Andy,
>> 
>> On behalf of every Usenet group in this fuckin pisspot world....
>> 
>> KISS OUR MOTHERFUCKIN ASSES!!!!!!!!!!   YOU STUPID FUCKIN DIPSHIT!!!!!
>> 
>> STealThTeK
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