🚀 go-pugleaf

One day Bill Gates died.  He was in Purgatory and got his choice to go to 
Heaven or Hell.  He went to visit Heaven.  He saw the large golden gates, 
angels singing, birld happily flying around.  Bill said, "Hey, cool."  He 
went to visit hell.  He saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright 
sunshine.  He made his choice.  "I want to go to hell."  So off he went.  
Two weeks later, he went to the devil and said, "Hey, what happened? I 
saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright sunshine ... where'd it all 
go?  All i see is a burning inferno!"  The devil turned to him and said, 
"Oh!  It was just a demo..."

On Thu, 27 Mar 1997, Stalker wrote:

> Andrew Lockhart wrote:
> > 
> > Andrew Hoelperl wrote:
> > >
> > > all of you who sent me that hate mail is GODLESS PEOPLE and are going to
> > > burn in HELL!  you are all going to scream and cry out to the LORD to
> > > save you but he will not.  it is too late to save your soul!!! you are
> > > going to a place forever painful to face eternal damnation, for i have
> > > decided to report your evil deeds to GOD HIMSELF!!! have fun in the LAND
> > > OF FIRE!
> > >
> > > Andy
> > 
> > i commend you for your cheerfull attitude.
> > --
> > >>Andrew Lockhart<<
> 
> Cool I always wanted a tropical vacation with a dry climate.... Stalker
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