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Article #143Re: You are all Godless people!
From: databus
Date: Tue, 01 Apr 1997 00:00
Date: Tue, 01 Apr 1997 00:00
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arcade <jallen@voicenet.com> wrote in article <Pine.SUN.3.91.970328171424.11400E-100000@omni2>... > > One day Bill Gates died. He was in Purgatory and got his choice to go to > Heaven or Hell. He went to visit Heaven. He saw the large golden gates, > angels singing, birld happily flying around. Bill said, "Hey, cool." He > went to visit hell. He saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright > sunshine. He made his choice. "I want to go to hell." So off he went. > Two weeks later, he went to the devil and said, "Hey, what happened? I > saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright sunshine ... where'd it all > go? All i see is a burning inferno!" The devil turned to him and said, > "Oh! It was just a demo..." > > Yeah, but he was really pissed when he saw the head dude was wired into a MAC!!!
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 111d3c,3bb68a557c90284f X-Google-Attributes: gid111d3c,public X-Google-Thread: 1531d9,3bb68a557c90284f X-Google-Attributes: gid1531d9,public X-Google-Thread: 10495c,3bb68a557c90284f X-Google-Attributes: gid10495c,public X-Google-Thread: f7581,3bb68a557c90284f X-Google-Attributes: gidf7581,public X-Google-Thread: 10bb54,3bb68a557c90284f X-Google-Attributes: gid10bb54,public X-Google-Thread: 14abc1,3bb68a557c90284f X-Google-Attributes: gid14abc1,public X-Google-Thread: 102c45,3bb68a557c90284f X-Google-Attributes: gid102c45,public X-Google-Thread: 10c091,3bb68a557c90284f X-Google-Attributes: gid10c091,public From: "databus" <gnewman@mail.tyenet.com> Subject: Re: You are all Godless people! Date: 1997/04/01 Message-ID: <022c5ba8$8fdd40c0$337e6bcf@my-computer> X-Deja-AN: 229750203 References: <3335A74F.2BCA@sjfc.edu> <3339AEAC.25AE8766@lockhart.pdial.interpath.net> <333B3FB2.4BDC@a.chance> <Pine.SUN.3.91.970328171424.11400E-100000@omni2> Organization: ViaNet Newsgroups: alt.hacker,bionet.drosophila,alt.binaries.pictures.nudism,rec.drugs.psychedelic,alt.binaries.warez,alt.2600,alt.nature.mushrooms,alt.binaries.erotica.amateur,alt.religion.christian,alt.binaries.pictures.girlfriend,rec.knitting