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JA wrote:
> 
> Replace@sonora.digicom.net wrote:
> >
> > incubus@abd.net (The Incubus) writes: > On Thu, 10 Apr 1997 16:26:36 -0700, Skater <yat@azstarnet.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >wind@sword.com wrote:
> > > >>=20
> > > >> On Fri, 28 Mar 1997 17:22:49 -0500, arcade <jallen@voicenet.com>
> > > >> wrote:
> > > >>=20
> > > >> >
> > > >> >One day Bill Gates died.  He was in Purgatory and got his choice to =
> > > go to
> > > >> >Heaven or Hell.  He went to visit Heaven.  He saw the large golden =
> > > gates,
> > > >> >angels singing, birld happily flying around.  Bill said, "Hey, cool."=
> > >   He
> > > >> >went to visit hell.  He saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright
> > > >> >sunshine.  He made his choice.  "I want to go to hell."  So off he =
> > > went.
> > > >> >Two weeks later, he went to the devil and said, "Hey, what happened? =
> > > I
> > > >> >saw beautiful beaches, sexy women, bright sunshine ... where'd it all
> > > >> >go?  All i see is a burning inferno!"  The devil turned to him and =
> > > said,
> > > >> >"Oh!  It was just a demo..."
> > > >> >
> > > >> >On Thu, 27 Mar 1997, Stalker wrote:
> > > >> >
> > > >> >> Andrew Lockhart wrote:
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> > Andrew Hoelperl wrote:
> > > >> >> > >
> > > >> >> > > all of you who sent me that hate mail is GODLESS PEOPLE and are=
> > >  going to
> > > >> >> > > burn in HELL!  you are all going to scream and cry out to the =
> > > LORD to
> > > >> >> > > save you but he will not.  it is too late to save your soul!!! =
> > > you are
> > > >> >> > > going to a place forever painful to face eternal damnation, for=
> > >  i have
> > > >> >> > > decided to report your evil deeds to GOD HIMSELF!!! have fun in=
> > >  the LAND
> > > >> >> > > OF FIRE!
> > > >> >> > >
> > > >> >> > > Andy
> > > >> >> >
> > > > have a sense of humor it was just a joke cry about it why dont you
> > > >I think youll enjoy your time in the loony bin yeah i talk to GOD i
> > > >would be suprised if you sleep w/ your sister
> > > >                                     ---Skater
> > >
> > >
> > > Hey Andy!  Get off the puter and go out and play!  Don't come back for =
> > > four more
> > > years, dumb little shit.
> > >
> > > Skater instead of running down Andy you better lissen to him he knows what he is talking about you had better get things straight with 
God.
> > bobbyd
> 
> One of my former lecturers told us that .....
> Talking to God is called prayer.
> God talking to YOU is called schizophrenia.
> 
> There is no God and no heaven or hell ....
>  except what we create here on earth during our messy lives, of course.
> JohnTell you what, I'll make a deal with all you christian assholes wanting 
to spread your religion.  STAY THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY AND I'LL DO THE 
SAME.  NO ONE LIKES FORCED RELIGION.  WHY DON'T YOU KEEP RELIGION IN THE 
RIGHT NEWSGROUPS.  Next time I see some stupid message about all us 
godless heathens going to hell, I swear I'm gonna flood the Christian 
Newsgroup.  Keep everything in the right place and we'll do the same.  
But cross the line, and I'll do the same.  (Besides ain't that some sorta 
stupid christian belief, I think it's called "Do to others as you wish do 
unto you" or some other shit like that)  In short, KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS 
OPINIONS OUTTA NON-RELIGION NEWSGROUPS.

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