🚀 go-pugleaf

Rambutt walks into a bar and sees Craig sitting at the end of 
the bar with a great big smile on his face.  Rambutt says, 
"Craig, what are you so happy for?"

"Well Rambutt, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my 
boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me.. tits 
out to here, Rambutt. Tits out to here!  She says, 'Can I have a 
ride in your boat?'

I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way 
out, Rambutt. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw 
or swim!' She couldn't swim, Rambutt. She couldn't swim!"

The next day Rambutt walks into a bar and sees Craig sitting at 
the end of the bar with a even bigger smile on his face. Rambutt 
says, "What are you happy about today Craig?"

"Well Rambutt.... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' 
my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to 
me...tits out to here, Rambutt. Tits out to here! She said 'Can 
I have a ride in your boat?'

I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her 
way out, Rambutt. Way out much further than the last one. I 
turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She 
couldn't swim, Rambutt! She couldn't swim!"

A couple days pass and Rambutt walks into a bar and sees Craig 
down there cryin' over a beer. Rambutt says, "Craig, what are 
you so sad for?"

"Well Rambutt, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my 
boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came 
up to me... tits WAY out to here, Rambutt. Tits WAY out to here. 
She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'

So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her 
way out, Rambutt, way WAY out... much further than the last two.

I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'It's 
either screw or swim!'

She pulled down her pants and.....She had a pecker, Rambutt! She 
had this great BIG GIANT pecker! ... and I can't swim Rambutt! I 
can't swim!"