🚀 go-pugleaf

That's cute, it really is.

It is not accurate though and since I state that is not accurate and that
my name is being used in something that I publicly state is inaccurate,
I would ask that you remove my name from the 'work' that you intend to
publish, out of context, on your website.
Why not substitute John Doe or whomever?
Rsj

J-Mag wrote in message <6fhmni$8ub$1@news.hal-pc.org>...
>
>I'm tired of reading, so I'm wrapping this up.  It's currently untitled
>(to the tune of "Clementine" (or "Ode to Joy" -- they scan to each other)
>
>In a message in this newsgroup
>Ross St. John had this to say
>> Help me find a new provider
>> Cuz I need one right away
>
> When we asked him
> >> What's your hurry?
> When we asked him
> >> What's your rush?
> > Texas.net sent me an e-mail
> > Saying I'm online too much
>
>Said the folks who post here often
>>> Next time read the AUP
>>> No one gets full-time connections
>>> When they pay the dial-up fee
>
> > If you need a good provider
> > Stay away from Texas.Net
> > They just kicked me off their service
> > After mailing me a threat
>
>>> Will you share that e-mail message
>>> Will you post that vile threat
>>> We're all wondering about it
>> I'm not going to post it yet
>
> > If you need a good provider
> > Texas.net is run by kids
> > If they had been more mature
> > They would not have done what they did
>
>>> Could it be there was no message?
>>> Could it be there was no threat?
>>> How can we believe your charges?
>> I'm not going to post it yet
>
> > Texas.net's just one provider
> > Staffed by kids and know-it-alls
> > Y'all are circling your wagons
> > It's a ISP cabal!
>
>>> If you want us to believe you
>>> You should post some evidence
>> I'm not trying my case in Usenet
>> Even I have that much sense
>
> > If Texas.net was your provider
> > Tell me how they treated you
> > Post it here or send me e-mail
> > I'll keep it between me & you
>
>>> Spamming, too, is theft of service
>Up jumps Star, anon'mously
>| > But this is just a free speech issue
>[the rest is snipped for brevity]
>
> > If Texas.net was your provider
> > Share your view of them with me
> > Post it here or send me e-mail
> > I'll keep it confidentially
>
>Then a lost soul in the darkness
>Makes his peace with Texas.net
>Ross St.John just *has* to question
>> Tell me, Chris, what did you get?
>
> > If Texas.net was your provider
> > And you dissed them for so long
> > Surely Jonah gave you *something*
> > Why else would you change your song?
>
>: > Adults can reach a resolution
>: > Even when the rift is deep
>: > We both agreed that none were blameless
>: > Now I'm off in search of sleep
>
> > If Texas.net was your provider
> > Why the sudden change of heart
> > They gave you *some* "consideration"
> > Why else would you take their part
>
>: > After all his public whining
>: > Of the "mail" for Texas.net
>: > Ross St. John sent me a message
>: > And that e-mail contains a threat
>
> > Texas.net's a bad provider
> > I'm not going to play your game
> > You're just trying to change the subject
> > With your bogus e-mail claim
>
>>> We asked Ross to post his e-mail
>>> And we'd like the same from you
>: > I'm not publishing the message
>: > Till the author tells me to
>
> > If you want a good provider
> > Then Texas.net is not for you
> > I didn't write a threatening e-mail
> > I won't play this game with you
>
>| > Chris remember your own words now,
>| > What you'd do if you were he...
>| > You don't need to get permission
>> I didn't write that mail, you see
>
> > Chris I know that you are lying
> > Just like those at Texas.net
> > I bet you made up the e-mail
> > I would never send a threat
>
>-> Could it be you both are honest?
>-> Could Chris recieve an e-mail threat
>-> From a Ross St. John imposter
>-> (*not* someone at Texas.net)
>
> > It would not at all surprise me
> > If someone at Texas.net
> > Wanted to get me in trouble
> > By sending Chris an e-mail threat
>
>: > I've consulted an attorney
>: > And I'm taking his advice
>: > He said not to post the message
>[posted and cross-posted twice]
>
> > I demand you post the message
> > (Knowing you, you won't, I bet)
> > We know all about your game now
> > And you're just like Texas.net
>
>| > I can tell you are a coward
>| > Post the message like a man
>: > You and Ross are the same person
>| > You can't prove it
> : > Yes I can
>
> > Star, you're right, he is a coward
> > He won't post his bogus "threat"
> > He just dug himself in deeper
> > Like those kids at Texas.net
>
>: > Haha, you're wrong, someone at Flash.net
>: > Asked to see your note to me
>: > And I'm sure that he will see it
>>> Post it here for all to see
>
> > I just called the guys at Flash.net
> > No one sent e-mail to you
> > Like Texas.net you are a liar
> > (and you think *I* need a clue!)
>
>| > Why send the message off to Flash.net?
>| > Post it in the public eye
>: > I didn't say that I would send it
>: > Learn to read first *then* reply
>
> > If you send the mail to Flash.net
> > Also, you must send to me
> > Just like Texas.net, you're trying
> > Publicly to libel me
>
>: > Here's the message sent from Flash.net
>: > bigtex wants it sent to him
>: > Just in case you missed it last time
>[cut and pasted thrice again]
>
> > You say you think I am Star Trav'ler
> > You hear voices, too, I bet
> > You're just trying to change the focus
> > From the kids at Texas.net
>
>: > Star's real name is David Hindman
>: > And he lives in Oregon
>| > That guy sure is interesting
>| > If you think he's me, you're wrong
>
> > Chris could not have wrote that message
> > It's too-well written, don't forget
> > Chris makes errors in his spelling
> > That post came from Texas.net
>
>| > That man whose bio you just posted
>| > Needs to know your tales of him
>| > It could hurt future employment
>| > And feelings of his next-of-kin
>
> : > Ross and Star are the same person
> : > I've posted so you all can see
> > Texas.net kids wrote that message
> > It's written too grammatically
>
>And so the thread appears unending
>> Post the message
> | > He's not me
>: > You've already seen my answer
>>> Give us back our h.i.p!!!
>
> > Texas.net's the instigator
> > It's all their fault, don't blame me
> > That's why those liars tried to frame me
> > They're a lousy ISP!!!
>
>--------------------------------------------
>If you think I missed something you consider important, feel free to
>submit a verse or two (with the correct attributions) and I'll consider
>including them.
>
>This will be appearing on my personal website, too (I've finally figured
>out a reason to *have* a personal website).
>http://www.brokersys.com/~j-mag/skald.txt
>
>--
>- J-Mag Guthrie
>
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