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1 total messages Started by Tom Molyneaux Mon, 14 Dec 1998 00:00
Computer System 'HOLY WATER'
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Author: Tom Molyneaux
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1998 00:00
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Does your system have a mind of its own ?  Seems possessed ?

Does your computer do what it wants to do, when it wants to do it ?

Then you need Uncle Bill's Computer System 'HOLY WATER'

Just a few sprinkles, an unintelligable chant, and your system is 
cleansed.  (Not really, just a gag)

Each bottle of Uncle Bill's Computer System 'HOLY WATER' has been 
blessed by no less than 3 altar boys and an old chinese monk. (just 
kidding).

Works on all systems.  Comes with instructions.

Great computer gag-gift.

Visit our website at http://www.erols.com/ke3gk/holywater.html for more 
infomation.

Makes a great gag gift for that computer nerd in your family, office
party gag gift, or stocking stuffer.

Online - secure - credit card ordering.  VISA/Mastercard/Discover/AMEX.
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