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Re: Wireless internet causes IMPOTENCE ! ! ! !

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From: Jafo
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 11:50
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As viewed from alt.internet.wireless, Ook wrote:

>"Hans-Marc Olsen" wrote...
>> The invisible radiation will turn your willy into a useless 
>> piece of limp meat and your sperm will turn into a foul smelling 
>> jelly.
>>
>> So better don't use it when you want to keep your genitals !

>It doesn't make you impotent, it makes you sterile. You can still 
>get it up, but you will shoot blanks. OH, and the radiation will 
>also enlarge it over time, so if you have a cell phone, be sure 
>to carry it in your front pants pocket :-)

Thanks for the advice!  Hell, I'm gonna throw away my cellphone's
belt clip today!  :)

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Jafo
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