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1 total messages Started by ceo_council Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:15
Glad for the Bear Market (7/14/08)
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Author: ceo_council
Date: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:15
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We executives are so happy to see a deja vu of returning back to the
great and wonderful 1970's. Lets see. Stagflation is making a strong
return, stock market going down as it should do, a wonderful
Presidential Candidate who will be as good as the great President
Jimmy Carter - Barack Obama. Oh one more thing, we are so happy about
the return of the National Maximum Speed Limit of 55 mph. It will
become lay and all of you selfish Americans who enjoy driving need to
pay up. That makes us so happy. We executives have been lobbying for
this the hardest along with other grass roots groups. It is time for
personal sacrifice and endurance of non-profitable type of hard work
that the American people need to do. Part of this is payback for not
giving President Carter his 8 years that he was entitled to.

We also are going to push very hard to return to our Puritan roots of
very hard work which includes frustration, little or no pay in return
and the main idea that life is not there to be enjoyed but it is there
for the promotion of societal values and views. Remember, we in the
CEO Council are Society !

The American People neing punished is long overdue. Part of that
punishment is the stock market going own which make these executive
days and even some executive weeks. So far, it is an executive year
and we are so happy about it ! Other punishment is 55 mph speed limit,
high gas prices, high inflation, loss of jobs. We are so happy for the
return of misery !

Now remember, get back to hard and difficult work, don't take vacation
and support the Democratic Party, a party that cares so much for
Society. If the prescription is not followed, punishment will be doled
out accordingly to those who dare to dissent.

About the CEO Council - a progressive organization for the promotion
of Society Views, the Democratic Part here in the USA and usually the
Green Party, Socialist Parties in other countries. Our members include
such luminaries such as President Hugo Chavez - CEO of Venezuela,
President Raul Castro - CEO of Cuba and his brother President Emeritus
Fidel Castro, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - CEO of Cuba, Robert Mugabe - CEO
of Zimbabwe who is happily won re-election and we executives are so
happy for him as well. Other luminaries include Congressman such as
Senator John Warner of Virginia and proponent of the future 55 mph
speed limit,Representative Francis James Sensenbrenner, Jr of
Wisconsin also proponent and author of the Real ID Act of 2005
(National ID) and the Patriot Act. Also in the media such as CBS
Anchor Emeritus Dan Rather, current CBS Anchor and Executive Katie
Couric.
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