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We in the CEO Council are very happy about the current crisis because
it helps supprt the Democratic Party first of all and second, ordinary
people are put into their proper place. We are so happy the stock
market fell more than 200 points. As an added bonus, the dollar has
been falling, therefore inflation is coming back in vogue once again
and oil is getting more costlier which means higher gas prices. We are
so happy ! And to top it off, the job market is bad. What better way
to keep people in their place ! Us executive elite knows best.

This is the resumption of punishment for the American People who chose
to rebel like spoiled brats against their parents know as the
government for voting out people like Jimmy Carter who had the correct
prescription for the malaise back in the late 1970's, increased
taxers, not reduced taxes. It is time for the American people to pay
for their disrespect towards the elite.

It is time to show respect for people like Hilliary Rodham-Clinton;
Chief Executive of Venezulua Hugo Chavez; Cheif Executive of Iran
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The George Soros plan for America is working to
put people into their place. This is a reminder to ordinary people,
stocks are for the elite and for executives. That is why we are taking
it down to get you ordinary people out. Income without work is wrong
unless you are approved by Society. People like George Soros, Warren
Buffet are a few that are approved by Society to make income without
working. We support Warren Buffet's plan to increase taxes for hard
working Americans as a reminder that the money you earn is for the
benefit of Society, not for individuals. Confiscatory taxes are a
reminder that you owe Society your life !

Here are some of our other plans. Reinstatement of the National 55 mph
Speed Limit. Incentives and mandates to get companies to reinstate
formal dress codes. Since these are hard times, we need to be serious
about business and Society's views. Formal dress codes are one of the
means to do this ! We will offer incentives to companies like Sears
and Jc Penny to bring back the Leisure Suit as a way not only to get
people to dress up during the day but also after work as well.

Remember, we executives are Society and we demand the return of the
Democratic Party into their rightful position as the majority party.
You American People owe us your debt of grattitude. Now, get to work
and work hard not for yourself but for the benefit of Society.