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Us executives in the CEO Council are very happy that rumors of
stagflation is returning. We are so happy that punishment for not
voting in President Carter for his 2nd entitled term is being
reinstated. We are so happy and estatic - falling dollar, higher
inflation and oil prices, and jobs are hard to find. We executives
like it this way to keep you ordinary people in your place. Us
executives are happy for a falling stock market as well. The stock
market and investing is not for ordinary people, it is for those who
us executives approve of. Only executives and government officials are
the only ones approved to invest. We need to increase the misery
index. It is barely high enough. We need it very high.

Remember, election at the end of the year. It is time for Democrats to
control the government. For President it will be Hilliary Rodham-
Clinton and Barack Obama. Remember, criticizing or mocking or
ridiculing the Democratic candidates will not be tolerated ! Muslims
are supporting the Democrat party. Islam will take over and we will
have Sharia law in this country and you common people WILL like and
support it ! Us executives support Sharia law. It is for the good of
Society. Remember, us executives of the CEO Council and other non-
member executives are Society.

This year will be Executive Year. Stocks will be down. We promise the
DOW will go down to 4000 points as a minimum. Those of you who are
retired, get ready to polish those work applications and resumes. It
is time to go back to work ! We believe in work and especially busy
work. You will work hard for little pay and any of your good ideas
will be accredited not to you but to us executives who care so much
for Society. If you screw up, you will be punished. Also dust off
those dress clothes such as dress slacks, business attire. We support
a return to business formal in the work place. No more casual Fridays,
no more leaving early on Fridays, it is time for some casual overtime
especially on weekends. By the way, don't think of wearing casual
clothes when you do some overtime on weekends. It is business formal
on weekends as well.

Remember, we are glad it is executive day ! Stocks will be down to
over 200 to 300 points today. We promise you that. We were so happy
they were down over 300 points last Friday.  What a way to start the
weekend ! Now, get back to work and work hard for us executives.

One last thing, when you do your job, there are a few ways to doing
the job. Do it the Puritan way, do not do it the easy way, you are
required to do it the most hard and difficult way. Us executives are
in favor of reinstating Puritanism in Society. Now get back to hard,
difficult and busy work. It is for us executives !

About the CEO Council. It is a progressive organization that support
Puritan Values, the Democrat Party and hard work. Our organization are
working on various initiatives such as getting more Democrats elected
into office, bringing back propriety back to the workplace such as
professional dress codes, less vacation time and ordinary people
working hard and be thankful they have a job. We also favor unpaid
casual overtime as well. Remember, we ARE SOCIETY !