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In article <D4yG9G.HJA@iglou.com>, Tony Safina <tony@iglou.iglou.com> wrote:
:)slinky@io.com (slinky@io.com) writes:
:)
:)>I thought that this MUST be a gag when I read it, cause no one
:)>could be so pathetic as to actually buy such a thing..
:)
:)>...then I remembered Ronald Reagan. 
:)
:)
:) Well, I bought it too ... almost.  `Think it was called "How to Pick Up Girls."
:)It was a pretty short book though, went something like...  reach your arms
:)around `em, squeeze gently, then LIFT."  

hey! cAtnmouse picked me up using that very same technique!

:)Am I pulling your leg?  Yep.  :-)

i thought it was the monster under the bed doin' it...

:)But honest... the technique WORKS, every time.  That is, if they *want* to be
:)picked up.  :-)

i think it'll work every time unless they *couldn't* be picked up. at least
by average humans...

sQ "i am not Samson or Zap" yrm

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