🚀 go-pugleaf

Laura Bryannan wrote:

> In article <35A211CD.DC49B421@cybergrrlz.com>, Heidi <heidi82@cybergrrlz.com> wrote:
> >Dear Aunt Crabby,
> >I really liked this guy and i had heard that he really liked me so i
> >wrote him a letter that told him how i felt and he called me and said
> >that he really liked me and wanted to get to know me better so now i
> >guess that you could call him my boyfriend, i mean that�s what he calls
> >himself. My question is, even though we are together he doesn�t want to
> >get physical at all, i mean he wont even hold my hand at the movies or
> >at least he has made no attempt to. How do I get him to take the first
> >step without looking pushy or needy? He is really important to me and if
> >i ever lost him i don�t know what i�d do. Please Help Signed:
> >Chickey-Poo
> >
> >Chickey-Poo:
> >Maybe he�s the shy type. You gotta take his hand. You gotta initiate a
> >kiss. You gotta hug �im when it feels right. It�ll take no time at all
> >till he gits cumfy with it all. But dont blame me when ya cant git him
> >to quit crawlin� all over ya.
>
> Don'cha just hate spam masquerading as a real post, folks?
> <sigh>
>
> laura
> www.isp.nwu.edu/~laura

  Especially when it's so obvious that it's from the Gay Liberation Front.