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Re: What is intercal?

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From: Geraldo Xexeo
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 1992 18:43
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Intercal is the language to kill all languages. If you can program in 
Intercal you will be fired and put in a black list. No one will ever more
allow you to access any computer but Eric, which will give you just an
intercal compiler to work.

Then if you can build a compiler for another useful language in Intercal,
turing police will put you in a hospital for mentally disabled people. 

One of the most important features of Intercal is COME FROM, but you 
can read about it in the TNHD.

. Theoretician which are unhapy with the io system of Intercal recently devised
an incredible diselegant algorithm to allow ASCII output.

         Jerry

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Subject: Re: What is intercal?
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