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Re: The Truth.

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From: Laurence Doering
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 1992 06:47
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In article <1992Oct7.063759.14679@mercury.cair.du.edu> elesatz@diana.cair.du.edu (Eric LeSatz) writes:
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>WINDEX			       VODKA/TRIPLE SEC/BLUE CUOCRACAO/LIME JUICE

This is my favorite wildly erroneous attempt to spell "Blue Curacao"
of the week.

Try this at your local bar:

YOU:		"Gimme a Windex, my good man."
BARTENDER:	"Order a grown-up drink or get your butt outta here, asshole."
YOU:		"Oh.  Umm, a Fuzzy Navel?"
BARTENDER:	[yells]  "Yo, Mongo, time to earn a living!"
BOUNCER:	"You heard the man.  Get lost."
YOU:		"But..."
BOUNCER:	[Kick]  "And don't come back, fuckhead!"

ljd
oh, and keep this crap outta talk.bizarre while you're at it
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From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: The Truth.
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Date: Thu, 08 Oct 92 02:47:29 EDT
Organization: People's Unitarian Collective Farm #349
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