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Started by Kadaitcha Man
Sun, 23 Jan 2000 00:00
The unofficial antU Rules - Weekly Post
Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2000 00:00
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A weekly repost of the unofficial rules of engagement in alt.nuke.the.USA x-posted to: alt.nuke.europe, aus.flame.usa,alt.nuke.the.usa, alt.usa-sucks for the benefit of all Yankee Bashers. Interpreting a usenet post from an American: ============================================ Do not read anything that Americans write. Instead, to support your argument, offer an interpretation of what you thought they might have said. You may also expand on this by offering an opinion of what you think they should have said. If you are inadvertently forced to read something written by an American, never read it in sequential order and certainly never, ever read a post from an American in context. It is imperative to try to understand what _you_ think the American is trying to convey rather than what he really is attempting to say. Reading a post from an American in any sort of order will only retard your assessment of what you think he might have or should have said. If you find yourself reading a post from American, you should take great care to remember that what you think an American meant to say is far more important than what he really tried to say. You should always interpret American scribblings in usenet as actually describing the way they think, though this does not apply if the American is trying to describe the way they think things should be. This is an extremely difficult call to make and if you are finding it difficult going, just take it out of context, misquote it and use it in evidence against the American. This is a very good fallback position as Americans never notice it. You should consider all Americans to be vacuous and stupid. Do not allow bleating and whining Americans to convince you that you are being unfair to them as this tactic will merely divert you from the truth. A little bit of history under your belt will go a long way to understanding the American psyche. If you ever find yourself discussing Vietnam with an American, you will do well to remember the three American interpretations of the outcome of that war, vis-a-vis: A) America won B) America lost C) America neither won nor lost. It just came second If you should be unfortunate enough to read a usenet post from unStABLE (Xx Sdrawkcab daeR xX and more recently known as Xx0xRedRiderx0xX <sablesw@aol.comXstangX>), remember that her posts are complete fabrications, which are devoid of scholarship and never contain a single considered thought. It is best to skip unStABLE's messages altogether because only very small fragments of her posts will be meaningful anyway. If you must reply to a post from an American and wish to give the American the benefit of reading his/her words again by including quotations from their post in order to prove that you are right and the American is wrong, the following procedure will assist you: Cut out all the paragraphs from his post and keep only every third or fourth one -- This can be varied according to the phases of the seasons, the days of the week, or even the music being played on the radio -- for example, if today is Wednesday and it is winter and Elvis Presley music is being played, cut out three lines from each paragraph, cut out every second paragraph that is left, cut the last paragraph and paste it to where the first one was. If you are not too concerned about being very sensitive to Americans and do not care about their self-esteem (thanks Gnu), then by all means, paste quotes from other people's messages and force the American to admit they were his comments. It is quite acceptable and within the limits of permissible discussion with an American to leave words, phrases, sentences, and entire paragraphs out of the quote. It is also allowable to engage in stealthy fact swapping and exaggeration in order to conceal and confuse the original context of the American's opinion beyond recognition. In short, if it is to your benefit and the American's disadvantage, it is allowable. However you should be wary of even hinting to the American that you have done any of these things because the information may come in handy when the American becomes psychotic and follows you from one newsgroup to the next (Hi unStABLE) and maniacally posts 9kb messages containing what he or she thinks is proof that you were wrong (Hi unStABLE.) If you feel that the American you are engaged in debate with is attempting any of these devices you should wail loudly and accuse the American of typical small-mindedness, under-handed fact swapping, deception, deceitfulness, treachery, dishonesty, duplicity, perfidy ... and whatever other words your superior (by default) education has provided to your repertoire. In conclusion, the method outlined here for engaging Americans in discussion will almost guarantee that you will be in the forefront of the American's mind (Hi unStABLE)... along with his or her psychoses, hallucinations, nausea, dizziness, anxiety, panic attacks, insomnia, confusion and depression (Hi again, unStABLE.) If you play the mind-game right, you can bypass the American's conscious mind (well, what little there is of it, anyway) and enter whatever information you so desire directly into their thick bone heads and they'll never ever know -- unless you keep archives so you can rub their faces in it when they psychotically chase you around usenet yelling, "I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!" (Hi unStABLE!) Remember now, what is important is what _you_ claim the American said, not what the American _actually_ said. Be untruthful, deceptive, ambiguous, arrogant, condescending, pompous, patronising, scornful and wishy-washy. Who cares? The American might, but does anyone else? Who will know? Certainly not the American. IMPORTANT FOOTNOTE: Canadians (canuckleheads) are American by default. It is quite acceptable to assume that a canuck is, in actual fact, a wanabee American. Wanabbe Americans should be as mercilessly Yankee Bashed as Americans. id.ego.alterego.superego@mindgames.zip.com.au <Kadaitcha Man> -- Anything you write will be forged, taken out of context, misquoted and used in evidence against you.
Re: The unofficial antU Rules - Weekly Post
Author: Matthew Edge
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2000 00:00
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> IMPORTANT FOOTNOTE: Canadians (canuckleheads) are American by default. It is > quite acceptable to assume that a canuck is, in actual fact, a wanabee > American. Wanabbe Americans should be as mercilessly Yankee Bashed as > Americans. No educated person could agree more with this last sentiment. The vehemence with which the average Canadian insists that he or she is NOT an Amerikan only serves to aggravate their crimes. Canada has grown rich by not making too much of a fuss when their southern neighbors got a little too carried away in Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, etc. If Amerika is the Whore of Babylon, Canada has been her best John. But an Amerikan at least has the courage to be brazen when confronted with the jealous scorn of other people who speak Amerikan but come from lesser developed nations like Australia, New Zealand, and that third world country on the island next to Europe (not Ireland, the other one). Canadians instead wave the maple leaf and rant about how much more polite they are. Cowards. Come the Revolution, at least the Sons and Daughters of John Wayne will face the firing squads with smiles on their faces! -- Matthew J. Edge "O saeclum insapiens et infacetum!"
Re: The unofficial antU Rules - Weekly Post
Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2000 00:00
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Matthew Edge <edge@networksplus.net> wrote in message news:388e73c6@news.networksplus.net... > But an Amerikan at least has the courage to be brazen when confronted with > the jealous scorn of other people who speak Amerikan but come from lesser > developed nations like Australia, New Zealand, and that third world country > on the island next to Europe (not Ireland, the other one). I will remind you that ONLY some Americans claim to speak American. Furthermore, Americans speak ENGLISH. How dare you intimate that I, as an Australian, speak American. > "O saeclum insapiens et infacetum!" And don't you go quoting latin at me, immanis metula es. Comictae spurcae saliva lupae. -- mindgames: http://www.mindgames.zip.com.au Anything you write will be forged, taken out of context, misquoted and used in evidence against you.
Re: The unofficial antU Rules - Weekly Post
Author: Tom Goodman
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 00:00
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2000 22:12:17 -0600, "Matthew Edge" <edge@networksplus.net>, wrote: >But an Amerikan at least has the courage to be brazen when confronted with >the jealous scorn of other people who speak Amerikan but come from lesser >developed nations like Australia, New Zealand, and that third world country >on the island next to Europe (not Ireland, the other one). Canadians instead >wave the maple leaf and rant about how much more polite they are. Cowards. >Come the Revolution, at least the Sons and Daughters of John Wayne will face >the firing squads with smiles on their faces! USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are illegitimate nations. The white-European imperialist governments of these "nations" are illegal; they were set up illegally. White invaders murdered hundreds of millions of native Indians, Aboriginal Australians, and Polynesian people. white-European imperialists were exact example that Adolf Hitler had tried to follow. White-European imperialist governments of these "countries" are dictatorships. They weren't elected by original native people as their govts, neither the white invaders were ever welcomed on their lands. USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are illegitimate nations. They are just colonies under a Nazi-type white-European empire. T*o*m G*o*o*d*m*a*n Find out about Christian Communism, Bible prophecy, Noah's Ark, U.S. Holocaust and evil dalai lama. Come visit my newly updated website. http://fly.to/tomgoodman
Re: The unofficial antU Rules - Weekly Post
Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 00:00
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Tom Goodman <Commentator2211@Headquarter.com> wrote in message news:kshv8soltgkf94oebuuicjtu9pivmuvbnf@4ax.com... > On Tue, 25 Jan 2000 22:12:17 -0600, "Matthew Edge" > <edge@networksplus.net>, wrote: > > >But an Amerikan at least has the courage to be brazen when confronted with > >the jealous scorn of other people who speak Amerikan but come from lesser > >developed nations like Australia, New Zealand, and that third world country > >on the island next to Europe (not Ireland, the other one). Canadians instead > >wave the maple leaf and rant about how much more polite they are. Cowards. > >Come the Revolution, at least the Sons and Daughters of John Wayne will face > >the firing squads with smiles on their faces! > > USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are illegitimate nations. > The white-European imperialist governments of these "nations" are > illegal; they were set up illegally. How were they set up illegally, Tom? > White invaders murdered hundreds > of millions of native Indians, Aboriginal Australians, and Polynesian > people. white-European imperialists were exact example that Adolf > Hitler had tried to follow. There weren't ever hundreds of millions of native Indians, Aboriginal Australians, and Polynesian people, To. Can you be a bit more accurate? > White-European imperialist governments of these "countries" are > dictatorships. No. Australia is a democratic country founded on the Westminster principles. > They weren't elected by original native people as their > govts, neither the white invaders were ever welcomed on their lands. Ever heard of Terr Nullius? > USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are illegitimate nations. They > are just colonies under a Nazi-type white-European empire. Do you live in America, Tom? -- mindgames: http://www.mindgames.zip.com.au Anything you write will be forged, taken out of context, misquoted and used in evidence against you.
Re: The unofficial antU Rules - Weekly Post
Author: glugg
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 00:00
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In article <OrYj4.167$Dk4.7828@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net>, "Two Bob" <forcefield@primus.com.au> wrote: > > >But an Amerikan at least has the courage to be brazen when confronted > with > > >the jealous scorn of other people who speak Amerikan but come from lesser > > >developed nations like Australia, New Zealand, and that third world > country > > >on the island next to Europe (not Ireland, the other one). Canadians > instead > > >wave the maple leaf and rant about how much more polite they are. > Cowards. > > >Come the Revolution, at least the Sons and Daughters of John Wayne will > face > > >the firing squads with smiles on their faces! > > > > USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are illegitimate nations. > > > > The white-European imperialist governments of these "nations" are > > illegal; they were set up illegally. White invaders murdered hundreds > > of millions of native Indians, Aboriginal Australians, and Polynesian > > people. white-European imperialists were exact example that Adolf > > Hitler had tried to follow. > > > > White-European imperialist governments of these "countries" are > > dictatorships. They weren't elected by original native people as their > > govts, neither the white invaders were ever welcomed on their lands. > > Can you name just one invader that WAS welcomed? > > > > > USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are illegitimate nations. They > > are just colonies under a Nazi-type white-European empire. > > > > T*o*m G*o*o*d*m*a*n > > > > Find out about Christian Communism, Bible prophecy, Noah's Ark, U.S. > > Holocaust and evil dalai lama. > > Come visit my newly updated website. > > Who is this fuckwit? He's a religous nutcase trying to start a cult in Canada. Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
Re: The unofficial antU Rules - Weekly Post
Author: Two Bob
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 00:00
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> >But an Amerikan at least has the courage to be brazen when confronted with > >the jealous scorn of other people who speak Amerikan but come from lesser > >developed nations like Australia, New Zealand, and that third world country > >on the island next to Europe (not Ireland, the other one). Canadians instead > >wave the maple leaf and rant about how much more polite they are. Cowards. > >Come the Revolution, at least the Sons and Daughters of John Wayne will face > >the firing squads with smiles on their faces! > > USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are illegitimate nations. > > The white-European imperialist governments of these "nations" are > illegal; they were set up illegally. White invaders murdered hundreds > of millions of native Indians, Aboriginal Australians, and Polynesian > people. white-European imperialists were exact example that Adolf > Hitler had tried to follow. > > White-European imperialist governments of these "countries" are > dictatorships. They weren't elected by original native people as their > govts, neither the white invaders were ever welcomed on their lands. Can you name just one invader that WAS welcomed? > > USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are illegitimate nations. They > are just colonies under a Nazi-type white-European empire. > > T*o*m G*o*o*d*m*a*n > > Find out about Christian Communism, Bible prophecy, Noah's Ark, U.S. > Holocaust and evil dalai lama. > Come visit my newly updated website. Who is this fuckwit?
Re: The unofficial antU Rules - Weekly Post
Author: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 00:00
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<glugg@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:86pqot$d4t$1@nnrp1.deja.com... > In article <OrYj4.167$Dk4.7828@nsw.nnrp.telstra.net>, > "Two Bob" <forcefield@primus.com.au> wrote: > > > Find out about Christian Communism, Bible prophecy, Noah's Ark, U.S. > > > Holocaust and evil dalai lama. > > > Come visit my newly updated website. > > > > Who is this fuckwit? > > He's a religous nutcase trying to start a cult in Canada. That's a bit self defeating. Canada _is_ a religious cult -- an American one. -- mindgames: http://www.mindgames.zip.com.au Anything you write will be forged, taken out of context, misquoted and used in evidence against you.
Re: The unofficial antU Rules - Weekly Post
Author: phxbrd
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 00:00
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> > USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are illegitimate nations. They > are just colonies under a Nazi-type white-European empire. > > T*o*m G*o*o*d*m*a*n > > Goodman, wouldn't you save time by simply posting something like 'I am an ignorant fuckhead who has read but little history and didn't understand much of that'?
Re: The unofficial antU Rules - Weekly Post
Author: Jeffrey Harris
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 00:00
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phxbrd@home.com wrote: > > > > > USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are illegitimate nations. They > > are just colonies under a Nazi-type white-European empire. > > > > T*o*m G*o*o*d*m*a*n > > > > > > Goodman, wouldn't you save time by simply posting something like 'I am > an ignorant fuckhead who has read but little history and didn't > understand much of that'? I read that the first horse drawn carridge was invented in England. The Magna Cart was invented by John Magna and gives us all the freedom of the road we have today. -- Jeffrey Harris - Dork Number Thief Many available - email me for a price list #4 and #18 are our newest additions
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