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      NEW YORK (Rueters) -- Fox News
has aired an exclusive interview with
the latest victim of the Penn State
sex scandal.
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      Please make sure the kiddies are
in the other room or at last outside
playing in traffic.
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      The victim's name is not being
used. Instead, we'll refer to him as
SA (for Sore Assh*le).
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      "So, Mr. SA, you say that certain
professors at Penn State University
ave been screwing you for almost
30 years?"
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      "Yep!"
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       "I understand that they didn't
always use Vaseline."
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      "That's correct!"
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      What can you tell us about the incident with
the Coke bottle?
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      "OOOh! It was awful. Personally, I'd much
rather Pepsi."
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http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a114_rectal.jpg
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       "Oh, by the way, Mr. SA. What do you do
for a living?
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      "Actually, I train animals, mostly teaching
them how to talk. I just happen to have a video
with me."

http://www.syracuse.com/have-you-heard/index.ssf/2011/05/viral_video
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      "We're all impressed . . . But let's get back
to the screwing you received at Penn State.
We understand that these vested-interest
turkeys made you the butt of many jokes.
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       "I'd have to agree."
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       "Why do you think they enjoyed sucking --
I mean -- socking it to you?
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        SA reaches to the floor, picks up some
large photos and shows them on camera.
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         He mumbles something about
having found "these mind-boggling
fossils between coal veins and says
it blasts the beJesus out of the bullshit
theory of man's evolution.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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Photo shows boulder after it was removed from  between anthracite
veins from depth of approximately 250 feet.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human
cranium.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried
blood in granules removed from inner surface of what bears a distinct
likeness to  a human cranium.
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OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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THE FIRST MULE TRAIN?
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
htp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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Well, that concludes this exclusive interview
with Ed Conrad -- Whoops, I mean SA --
and, in closing, he agreed to let us show you
his picture but, obviously,  with his face blacked out.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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