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Started by Ed Conrad
Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:49
SHOCKING MOMENT IN MEDICINE -- Truth is Stranger Than Fiction
Author: Ed Conrad
Date: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:49
Date: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:49
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< Ed Conrad in his doctor's office... < DOCTOR -- "Ed, I'm going to give you a prescription for some new brain medicine. It may help your condition." <. (Doctor picks up a prescription pad, reaches into his shirt pocket for his pen, begins writing the prescription but finds his pen must be dry because it doesn't work.) < (Doctor closely examines what he thought was his pen and discovers -- to his horror -- that it's a rectal thermometer. < DOCTOR -- : "Son of a bitch, Nurse! Some ASSHOLE stole my pen." < http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshole < ====================================== < < DOCTORS AS SILENT AS THE SPHINX < One of the most deplorable things about the deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy that has kept evolution alive and well after all these years is the failure of medical experts to speak out about how physical evidence is almost totally lacking in the perpetuation of the absurd theory of man's evolution. < On the other hand, these same medics have buried their heads in their ass when it comes to the physical evidence that confirms, beyond any reasonable doubt, that man existed while coal was being formed < They have avoided involvement like the plague for more than a quarter-century and totally lack balls -- Excuse me, Girls! -- in showing any courage by standing up for The Truth. < Doctors, above anyone else, are aware that all sorts of state-of-the-art testing performed on some of the mindboggling specimens confirms what I've long been saying: they are petrified human remains, found in strata dated a minimum of 280 million years. < These specimens are the undeniable proof that man had existed, in almost our present form, eons before the start of Charles Darwin's absurd theory of evolution that has warped the minds of men. < I guess what might've upset doctors most is that Dr. Jeremy Dahl -- at the time called by an administrator of the Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center in Atlanta as its most authoritative bone expert -- had tested one of my specimens and confirmed, in writing, that it indeed is bone. < Here's that documentation, accompanied by Dr. Dahl's signature. > http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/OhShit!/MVC-006S.JPG http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/OhShit!/MVC-008S.JPG < That said, I'd like to add that the courageous truth-seeker Michael Moore didn't go far enough in his documentary, "Sicko." < He could've added that the vast majority of doctors -- particularly specialists -- are afraid of their own shadow when it comes to standing up for truth. They, too, are more concerned about protecting their vested interests and fattening their bank accounts. < They all could use a good colonoscopy (but while they're wide awake). < http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/SaveTheWhale.jpg < Ed Conrad http:///www.edconrad.com Man as Old as Coal (and the doctors, of all people, CERTAINLY KNOW IT!) < ================================= < http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/manasoldemboss.gif < < TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION < (Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins) < http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestHumanSkull.JPG http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/ManasOldasCoal.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Discoveries.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MoreFossils.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/HumanBrain.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/TestResults.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestTool.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG < To prove they're the real McCoy.. < < PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE < http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-002S.JPG http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-003S.JPG http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-006S.JPG http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-007S.JPG http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-009S.JPG http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-010S.JPG http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-012S.JPG < ====================================== < < MONKEY BUSINESS -- A MESSAGE TO EVOLUTIONISTS < I sincerely apologize to all the pseudoscientists for the monkey -- your alleged ancestor -- I've been making out of all of you with my tractor-trailer load of petrified bones, teeth and even soft organs (some human) found between anthracite veins. > You have criticized, chastised and did everything in your power to belittle me and assassinate my character but, alas, all of your efforts have failed miserably for more than 27 years . < You have NOT succeeded -- and you never will.! <> Your snide, deplorable tactics have been your only answer to truth that's been staring you in the eye -- and your theory of the evolution of man isn't worth the paper that Charles Darwin wrote it on. < As the late, great Dr. Immanuel Velikovsky once noted about his legion of critics more than 50 years ago: < < "RIDICULE IS THE ARGUMENT OF THE MOB." < And how very, very true! < Slowly and surely, John Q. Public is learning that you're far from honest, uprighteous and all-knowing as you have long boasted. The truth is, yoU're nothing more than egotistical vested-interest loons. < You have subscribed to -- or actually been engaged in --deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy in the perpetration of a monumental conspiracy against mankind. < Once upon a time I said that your day would come. I think it just might be right around the corner. < ============================= < HOLY SHIT! http://www.spacedaily.com/images/hubble-ultradeep-desk-1024.jpg < This is the Hubble's greatest photo that was taken of a black speck of sky shown in a previous astounding photo of space that it had taken some years earlier. < This view captures the mind-boggling outreaches of the universe as if taken through an eight-inch straw. < No question, almost the same breathtaking scene would be evident no matter where the Hubble is pointed. 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Re: SHOCKING MOMENT IN MEDICINE -- Truth is Stranger Than Fiction
Author: islanders
Date: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:19
Date: Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:19
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On Aug 18, 7:49?am, Ed Conrad <edcon...@verizon.net> wrote: > < > DOCTOR -- : "Son of a bitch, Nurse! Some ASSHOLE stole my pen." Then give it back, Ed.
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