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Funeral Services for Smithsonian Expert - FREAK ACCIDENT

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Author: Ed Conrad
Date: Sun, 31 Jul 2005 12:05

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   WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters)
-- Funeral services were held
Saturday for a longtime expert at
the Smithsonian Insititution 
who suffocated earlier this week
in a freak accident while searching
for answers to man's origin and
ancestry.
   A Smithsonian officia said Chris
Krolczyk had to be buried in a 4-by-4-
foot casket because morticians were 
unable to remove his head from his
rectum.
    Krolyczk had inadvertently used
Crazy Glue instead of Vasoline and
was unable to remove his head.
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