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3 total messages Started by Jailbird Schenley Tue, 20 May 2008 23:04
Hey Bob Feigel - your asswipe pal, Cmelak of Pearson/Antigo, Wisconsin, is spamming other newsgroups again WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATI...
#581
Author: Jailbird Schenley
Date: Tue, 20 May 2008 23:04
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MELAK = DOPEY ASSHOLE
CMELAK = RETARD
CMELAK = OWNED
CMELAK = SPAMMER
CMELAK = TROLL
CMELAK = WIFE BEATER
CMELAK = FOOL
CMELAK = SHITHEAD
CMELAK = CRYBABY
CMELAK = OWNED 100%
CMELAK = BAD TEETH
CMELAK = PARASITE
CMELAK = BUM

The Bill Cmelak of Antigo, Wisconsin "tribute" website:

http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/Cmelak.htm


My name is William Bill Cmelak. I am a fat and stupid shithead. I spam
newsgroups using the following sockpuppets:

Hoodude
Hoodoo
Hoodini
Shrike!
25th Century Quaker
SSS333
Bug Bomb Pest Removal
Zaprat
Jose Gaspar

I have been stalking another guy for almost four years because I am
jealous of him and because he hurt my widdle feelings and I just
cannot get over the pain.

I live in an old mobile home here:

William Cmelak
N9340 Pickerel Creek Rd
Pearson, WI 54462-8140


I drive a 25 year old ex-military truck because that's all that I can
afford.

It's an old diesel truck and I drive that because I know that I can
steal heating oil to burn in the truck when I cannot afford diesel.
Which is most of the time.

My teeth are black and worn to the gum.  I cannot afford to see a
dentist.

I used to brag about being retired until someone found out that I was
a handyman.  I pump septic tanks for a living, when I can get work.

If my momma hadn't died and left this mobile home for me I would be
homeless.

My family says that I sponge off of them.  They called me a bum and a
parasite.

My brother and Daddy drank too much and it killed them.  I used to be
an alcoholic, but I had to quit. Now I go around preaching to everyone
else about them being drunks when they drink two beers.

Wonder why I don't have any friends?

I flunked out of trade school.  I went to a slow-learner's high
school.  Everyone used to pick on me in high school.

I spend most of my spare time at my computer using an old dial up
connection.  The rest of the time I watch television 24/7.

My biggest achievement in life was being mentioning in my tiny little
hometown newspaper for spotting something odd in the crossowrd.  It
wasn't a mistake or anything, but it just made me laugh.
Bahahahahhahahahahhahaha!!!  I wrote to the newspaper and they
mentioned my name.  My relatives all said that was because the
newspaper thought that I was an oddball, but I don't see things that
way.

I am really good at trivia, even if none of the trivia that I know is
important stuff.  No one gets my jokes, and no one would ever hire me
to supervise anyone else, not even at the convenience store where I
used to work.  But it doesn't matter - I are smarter than them.

No one will give me the respect that I know that I deserve.

Four years ago I was approached by an old woman named Karen Anderson
who talked me into helping her stalk and troll this guy. She had had a
crush on him and he kicked her to the curb. She drove to his town and
followed him around for two days without him knowing it. She is also
jealous of him. Anderson has stalked several other men before.

She lives at:

Karen Anderson
3590 Narrows View Lane NE #102
Bremerton, WA 98310

Anderson and I are both addicted to stalking. We know that what we do
is wrong, and we see this other guy kick our asses all the time, but
we just don't have the willpower to stop stalking him.

I am so jealous, jealous, JEALOUS of that guy that it makes me want to
BURST.   I spend all of my time researching what he does, where he
lives.  Hell, I even follow his eBay account.

This dude that I hate is popular in his town and community and I HATE
that.  So I make up crap about him and his girlfriend and post it to
newsgroups and generally make a nusiance out of myself.  Most of what
I make up is a complete figment of my imagination but if I repeat my
lies often enough maybe someone stupid will believe them.

This guy just drives me CRAZY.  He's president of a motorcycle club,
he's involved with several charities.  Everyone that meets him seems
to like him. I am so damned jealous that I cannot stand it.

Did I mention that I am insanely jealous?

He lives in a warm climate, and I am stuck here in the sticks of
Wisconsin, barely able to afford to keep warm.

He travels all the time and I haven't been out of Wisconsin in years.

He is active, and my health issues keep me from leaving the house.

He motorcycles all over the country and into Mexico and I cannot ride
any more. I hate that.  And I hate those damned Mexicans, even though
that doesn't make me a racist because I said so.

I tell people that I am a big, tough Harley dude but the truth is that
I only owned a Sportster - sort of an entry-level Harley - for 6
months before it got repo'd.

I had a good job once.  Back in 1998.  Then I fucked up, got fired,
and my wife left me.  Now I cannot hold down a regular job.

This guy makes more money than I do and that can't be right.  I just
know there's something wrong there.

He has a girlfriend that loves him and takes care of him and I haven't
had a date with a woman for over 10 years. And when he was single he
got laid all of the time.  Now that's not right either.

My 400 lb. wife - Lori Cmelak - left me.  And I miss the little
heffer, even if I did have to smack her a time or two to keep her in
line.  But she won't talk to me any more, and I hate that.

What can I possibly do?  I am so unhappy. I'd blow my brains out but I
cannot afford the bullets.

  Signed, Bill Cmelak of Antigo, Wisconsin
The best of Jacksonville's Riding into History & Atlantic Beach Vintage Motorcycle Club
#582
Author: Shrike!
Date: Wed, 21 May 2008 09:33
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Utilizing yet another of 60+ forged and troll-variant aliases with
which
he incessantly spews his malicious bullshit and lies, DEADBEAT vagrant
sweetheart-scamming plagiarist *Pyrate/PirateJohn Wesley Gilmer III*
CROSSposted once again to maximize his abuse, this time....

Jailbird [forged surname omitted] whined via:

> From: Jailbird [forged surname omitted] <jailbird_[forged surname omitted]@hushmail.com>
> Newsgroups: alt.obituaries,alt.fan.frank-zappa,wi.general,fl.general
> Subject: Hey [name omitted] - your asswipe pal, [surname omitted] of [location omitted], is spamming other newsgroups again WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION.  Why 	don't you face facts that [surname omitted] is a retard and responsible for the spam 	problems of several newsgroups?
> Date: Tue, 20 May 2008 16:04:10 -0700 (PDT)
> Message-ID: <136b42c9-3d62-44ef-9433-badeeca98eb0@x19g2000prg.googlegroups.com>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.116.209


 > From: David [redacted] <Fat_[redacted]@yahoo.com>
 > Newsgroups:
alt.obituaries,alt.fan.frank-zappa,alt.fan.dave_barry,alt.nuke.the.usa
 > Subject: Re: George Bockl, 98, author of instructional books about
real estate         and spirituality
 > Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:46:14 -0700 (PDT)
 > Message-ID:
<685028e5-f9cd-4392-8662-5c415a6f4891@8g2000hse.googlegroups.com>
 > NNTP-Posting-Host: 205.188.117.8

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From the website at - http://extirpirate.com/

Extirpirate

[a portmanteau of extirpate and pirate]


Although transmitting well over 4,200 individual messages into dozens
of
Usenet newsgroups over any period of time by anyone would be
irrelevant,
when an overwhelming majority of those thousands of messages contain
harassing, racist, threatening and generally abusive content, and,
were
transmitted by one person via approximately 60 aliases (many of them
being troll-variant versions or forged examples of the real names or
chosen identities of individual people), the activity is
reprehensible.

It is the focus of this website to archive and present to the public
at
large the incontrovertible verified evidence that an untold amount of
incivility and abuse in various forms was committed and transmitted
through the Internet by PYRATE/PIRATEJOHN WESLEY GILMER III who
resides
(in a Bluebird Wanderlodge bus) in the general vicinity of
JACKSONVILLE,
FLORIDA.



     * MoffCorp
http://www.extirpirate.com/moffcorp.html

     * gun nut
http://www.extirpirate.com/gun-nut_gilmer.html

     * abuse examples
http://www.extirpirate.com/abuse_examples.html


Hopefully, someone at MOFFITT CORPORATION, 1351 13th Avenue South,
Suite
130, JACKSONVILLE BEACH, FLORIDA, 32250,  http://www.moffitthvac.com,
was doing something constructive while concurrently,

their employee JOHN WESLEY GILMER III, aka:

PirateJohn@aol.com     john@buccaneerpress.com
piratejohn@buccaneerpress.com     BuccaneerPress@aol.com
Updates@BuccaneerPublishing.com     matanzastrading@aol.com
piratejohn2@yahoo.com     jgilmer@moffitthvac.com warp12sys@aol.com
piratejohnjax@aol.com     BuccaneerJuan@aol.com     PirateJWG@aol.com
WarpTwelve@aol.com    JWGilmer@aol.com     TrollWatch@hush.com
BillyRighteous@aol.com     GodIsSpanish@aol.com     Mr.Good@aol.com
FreddyGoode@aol.com     TeamConfuzed@aol.com

or any of the following in this PARTIAL LIST of additional TROLL-
variant
or FORGED aliases:

Jose.Gaspar2@gmail.com    david_zeeeee@yahoo.com
JHD_the_pissant@insignificant.org     scipios_pal@yahoo.com
rednecks_are_stoopid@yahoo.com    Hoodoo@hush.com
Karen_Anderson_smells_like_fish@yahoo.com
rattler_stomper@yahoo.com
     Ginger_Germany@yahoo.com   Alcibiades@hush.com
Milhouse@deadmusicians.com  retarded_little_billy_cmelak@yahoo.com
F_Zappa@deadmusicians.com     village_idiot_cmelak@yahoo.com
Fat_Bill_Cmelak@yahoo.com     milhouse_authentico@yahoo.com
Billy_Cmelaks_daddy@hushmail.com, boytoy_ray_ohara@yahoo.com
your_worse_nightmare@mac.hush.com     Douglas_Long@hushmail.com
Yellow-Eyed-Ferret@hushmail.com     auto242129@hushmail.com
bresner@eatmyshorts     bresser@nerd.net bresner@retards.com



transmitted well over 4,200 messages into dozens of usenet newsgroups
over the past five years.


Considering all of those aliases listed above were used by JOHN WESLEY
GILMER III, they are, in effect, all associated with

     * http://www.PirateJohn.com
     * http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com
     * http://www.BuccaneerPress.com
     * http://pyratejohn.blogspot.com
     * http://groups.google.com/group/jimmy_buffett-moderated
     * http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/


PYRATE/PIRATEJOHN WESLEY GILMER III has boasted:

     * of being "el presidente" of the Atlantic Beach Vintage
Motorcycle
Club (http://www.ABVMC.com);
     * of being a proud promoter of  Riding Into History
(http://www.RidingIntoHistory.org);
     * of competing in an Iron Butt Association 50CC in 2001;
     * of his 1998 BMW R1100GS "Robomantis";
     * of his 1996 BMW K1100RS mk. II "Franken-K" a/k/a "The
ArrestMeRed K";
     * of his 1997 F650;
     * of SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED's bike, a 1986 BMW K100RS Flying
Brick
     * "...that both [SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED] and I have passed our
background checks as FEMA subcontractors to help during the next
disaster..." via "Message-ID:        <f953da36-a8d9-4db4-b354-
bccfd23604c6@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>"
      * that despite being an ace know-it-all mechanic, a "slipping
fan
belt noise" on his Land-Rover Discovery became a $2600 repair after
"The universal joint at the front driveshaft failed... which... put
the
flailing end of the drive shaft into the transmission case and
destroyed
the tranny."
       * of residing in a crappy old Bluebird Wanderlodge bus -
license
plate *C26 2RR* registered in Duval County Florida - that is parked on
rented commercial driveway space [he has no permanent residence nor
owns any real estate] somewhere in the Jacksonville, Florida area.


SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED is:

DEBORAH LYNCH with whom JOHN WESLEY GILMER III resided at 12526
Agatite
Road, Jacksonville, Florida 32258. It is the same DEBORAH LYNCH
(deblynch01@comcast.net of http://www.deblynchrealtor.com) who is not
worried about her
privacy as stated in usenet "Message-ID:
<1106845004.866096.13990@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>" and
  instructed GILMER to "give the jackasses both barrels"...



--
http://www.extirpirate.com/ is an archive of the Internet abuse and
harassment transmitted via scores of troll-variant and forged
identities by John Wesley Gilmer III, aka, "PirateJohn" or
"PyrateJohn". Much of it having been transmitted while in the employ
of Moffitt Corporation, 1351 13th Avenue South, Suite 130,
Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250 http://www.moffitthvac.com

"Pyrate/Pirate"John Wesley Gilmer III resides in an old bus - license
plate number *C26 2RR* registered in Duval County, Florida - which he
parks on rented commercial driveway space somewhere in the
Jacksonville,
Florida area. He has no known permanent residence. He must be in dire
need of payout from the good-as-gold lawsuit he initiated.


For the benefit of -->> ["A" Roy Lieberman <aaac@att.net>]:

Hopefully, someone at MOFFITT CORPORATION, 1351 13th Avenue South,
Suite 130, JACKSONVILLE BEACH, FLORIDA, 32250,
http://www.moffitthvac.com, was doing something constructive while
concurrently,

their employee JOHN WESLEY GILMER III, aka:

PirateJohn@aol.com     john@buccaneerpress.com
piratejohn@buccaneerpress.com     BuccaneerPress@aol.com
Updates@BuccaneerPublishing.com     matanzastrading@aol.com
piratejohn2@yahoo.com     jgilmer@moffitthvac.com warp12sys@aol.com
piratejohnjax@aol.com     BuccaneerJuan@aol.com     PirateJWG@aol.com
WarpTwelve@aol.com    JWGilmer@aol.com     TrollWatch@hush.com
BillyRighteous@aol.com     GodIsSpanish@aol.com     Mr.Good@aol.com
FreddyGoode@aol.com     TeamConfuzed@aol.com

or any of the following in this PARTIAL LIST of additional
TROLL-variant or FORGED aliases:

[redacted]

transmitted well over 4,200 messages into dozens of usenet newsgroups
over the past five years.

Considering all of those aliases listed above were used by JOHN WESLEY
GILMER III, they are, in effect, all associated with

     * http://www.PirateJohn.com
     * http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com
     * http://www.BuccaneerPress.com
     * http://pyratejohn.blogspot.com
     * http://www.myspace.com/pyratejohn
     * http://www.myspace.com/teamconfuzed
     * http://groups.google.com/group/jimmy_buffett-moderated
     * http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HumourList/

"PYRATE/PIRATE"JOHN WESLEY GILMER III has boasted:

     * of being "el presidente" of the Atlantic Beach Vintage
Motorcycle Club (http://www.ABVMC.com);
     * of being a proud promoter of  Riding Into History
(http://www.RidingIntoHistory.org);
     * of competing in an Iron Butt Association 50CC in 2001;
     * of his 1998 BMW R1100GS "Robomantis";
     * of his 1996 BMW K1100RS mk. II "Franken-K" a/k/a "The
ArrestMeRed K";
     * of his 1997 F650;
     * of SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED's bike, a 1986 BMW K100RS Flying
Brick
     * "...that both [SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED] and I have passed our
background checks as FEMA subcontractors to help during the next
disaster..." via "Message-ID:
  <f953da36-a8d9-4db4-b354-bccfd23604c6@s50g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>"
      * that despite being an ace know-it-all mechanic, a "slipping
fan
belt noise" on his Land-Rover Discovery became a $2600 repair after
"The universal joint at the front driveshaft failed... which... put
the
flailing end of the drive shaft into the transmission case and
destroyed
the tranny."
       * of residing in a crappy old Bluebird Wanderlodge bus -
license
plate *C26 2RR* registered in Duval County Florida - that is parked on
rented commercial driveway space [he has no permanent residence nor
owns any real estate]

SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED is:

DEBORAH LYNCH with whom JOHN WESLEY GILMER III resided at 12526
Agatite Road, Jacksonville, Florida 32258. It is the same DEBORAH
LYNCH (deblynch01@comcast.net of http://www.deblynchrealtor.com) who
is not worried about her privacy as stated in usenet "Message-ID:
<1106845004.866096.13990@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>" and
instructed GILMER to "give the jackasses both barrels"...
Re: Hey Bob Feigel - your asswipe pal, Cmelak of Pearson/Antigo, Wisconsin, is spamming other newsgroups again WITHOUT ANY PROVO...
#583
Author: Jailbird Schenley
Date: Wed, 21 May 2008 12:57
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Well Feigel .... if you encourage your asshole pal to spam, and if you
don't have any concerns for the other groups that Cmelak pollutes and
abuses, why should we have any concerns about your silly little dying
newsgroup either?

~~~~~~~~~


CMELAK = DOPEY ASSHOLE
CMELAK = RETARD
CMELAK = OWNED
CMELAK = SPAMMER
CMELAK = TROLL
CMELAK = WIFE BEATER
CMELAK = FOOL
CMELAK = SHITHEAD
CMELAK = CRYBABY
CMELAK = OWNED 100%
CMELAK = BAD TEETH
CMELAK = PARASITE
CMELAK = BUM

The Bill Cmelak of Antigo, Wisconsin "tribute" website:

http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/Cmelak.htm


My name is William Bill Cmelak. I am a fat and stupid shithead. I spam
newsgroups using the following sockpuppets:

Hoodude
Hoodoo
Hoodini
Shrike!
25th Century Quaker
SSS333
Bug Bomb Pest Removal
Zaprat
Jose Gaspar

I have been stalking another guy for almost four years because I am
jealous of him and because he hurt my widdle feelings and I just
cannot get over the pain.

I live in an old mobile home here:

William Cmelak
N9340 Pickerel Creek Rd
Pearson, WI 54462-8140


I drive a 25 year old ex-military truck because that's all that I can
afford.

It's an old diesel truck and I drive that because I know that I can
steal heating oil to burn in the truck when I cannot afford diesel.
Which is most of the time.

My teeth are black and worn to the gum.  I cannot afford to see a
dentist.

I used to brag about being retired until someone found out that I was
a handyman.  I pump septic tanks for a living, when I can get work.

If my momma hadn't died and left this mobile home for me I would be
homeless.

My family says that I sponge off of them.  They called me a bum and a
parasite.

My brother and Daddy drank too much and it killed them.  I used to be
an alcoholic, but I had to quit. Now I go around preaching to everyone
else about them being drunks when they drink two beers.

Wonder why I don't have any friends?

I flunked out of trade school.  I went to a slow-learner's high
school.  Everyone used to pick on me in high school.

I spend most of my spare time at my computer using an old dial up
connection.  The rest of the time I watch television 24/7.

My biggest achievement in life was being mentioning in my tiny little
hometown newspaper for spotting something odd in the crossowrd.  It
wasn't a mistake or anything, but it just made me laugh.
Bahahahahhahahahahhahaha!!!  I wrote to the newspaper and they
mentioned my name.  My relatives all said that was because the
newspaper thought that I was an oddball, but I don't see things that
way.

I am really good at trivia, even if none of the trivia that I know is
important stuff.  No one gets my jokes, and no one would ever hire me
to supervise anyone else, not even at the convenience store where I
used to work.  But it doesn't matter - I are smarter than them.

No one will give me the respect that I know that I deserve.

Four years ago I was approached by an old woman named Karen Anderson
who talked me into helping her stalk and troll this guy. She had had a
crush on him and he kicked her to the curb. She drove to his town and
followed him around for two days without him knowing it. She is also
jealous of him. Anderson has stalked several other men before.

She lives at:

Karen Anderson
3590 Narrows View Lane NE #102
Bremerton, WA 98310

Anderson and I are both addicted to stalking. We know that what we do
is wrong, and we see this other guy kick our asses all the time, but
we just don't have the willpower to stop stalking him.

I am so jealous, jealous, JEALOUS of that guy that it makes me want to
BURST.   I spend all of my time researching what he does, where he
lives.  Hell, I even follow his eBay account.

This dude that I hate is popular in his town and community and I HATE
that.  So I make up crap about him and his girlfriend and post it to
newsgroups and generally make a nusiance out of myself.  Most of what
I make up is a complete figment of my imagination but if I repeat my
lies often enough maybe someone stupid will believe them.

This guy just drives me CRAZY.  He's president of a motorcycle club,
he's involved with several charities.  Everyone that meets him seems
to like him. I am so damned jealous that I cannot stand it.

Did I mention that I am insanely jealous?

He lives in a warm climate, and I am stuck here in the sticks of
Wisconsin, barely able to afford to keep warm.

He travels all the time and I haven't been out of Wisconsin in years.

He is active, and my health issues keep me from leaving the house.

He motorcycles all over the country and into Mexico and I cannot ride
any more. I hate that.  And I hate those damned Mexicans, even though
that doesn't make me a racist because I said so.

I tell people that I am a big, tough Harley dude but the truth is that
I only owned a Sportster - sort of an entry-level Harley - for 6
months before it got repo'd.

I had a good job once.  Back in 1998.  Then I fucked up, got fired,
and my wife left me.  Now I cannot hold down a regular job.

This guy makes more money than I do and that can't be right.  I just
know there's something wrong there.

He has a girlfriend that loves him and takes care of him and I haven't
had a date with a woman for over 10 years. And when he was single he
got laid all of the time.  Now that's not right either.

My 400 lb. wife - Lori Cmelak - left me.  And I miss the little
heffer, even if I did have to smack her a time or two to keep her in
line.  But she won't talk to me any more, and I hate that.

What can I possibly do?  I am so unhappy. I'd blow my brains out but I
cannot afford the bullets.

  Signed, Bill Cmelak of Antigo, Wisconsin
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