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1 total messages Started by Doctor Krause Tue, 09 Aug 2005 21:37
Chlamydia Juan
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Author: Doctor Krause
Date: Tue, 09 Aug 2005 21:37
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Juan, you are spreading chlamydia bacterium throughout Northeast Florida!  It is
a well known fact that anal intercourse is a sure way to spread chlamydia, and
you have confided with me your sexual preference.
  
Your accounts of not remembering what happened the night before and sleeping in
sleazy motels is legendary.  If you don't stop spreading STD's all over the
restaurants and motels, I will have to have you restrained!  You are a disgrace
and menace to society.
  
Your pics show red, puffy eyelids which is NOT caused by hangovers as you claim.
They are the result of chlamydia infection in it's advanced stage.  I told you
that you could be treated in the early stages but now it's too late.
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