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Started by JG IN FL
Wed, 10 Aug 2005 00:38
John Boy's Most Fabulous Adventure
Author: JG IN FL
Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 00:38
Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 00:38
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Has anyone read Pirate John's Most Queer Guide to Northwest Florida? He
describes in agonizing detail what an Interstate highway is, what a state
highway is, and what a county highway is.
Who gives a fuck? Anyone who has a driver's license should know the difference.
Then he said the book was designed to be read while driving a motorcycle...
duhhhhh.
He goes on for nearly 50 fucking pages of pure bullshit about bears and lizards
and everything that he knows nothing about. Pirate John moved to Florida from
another state. He doesn't know shit about Florida except gay bars.
He mentioned that he saw a bear crossing the road and then he contradicted
himself later, as usual, and said that he saw a bear peeking from the bushes.
Fucking idiot!
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