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Started by Mr. Book Review
Wed, 10 Aug 2005 15:30
Juan's Flop
Author: Mr. Book Review
Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 15:30
Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 15:30
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PirateJon's� book has a great cover design. Beyond that everything slides downhill faster than snot on Teflon. Sentence structures just simply suck. Useless and boring personal tales abound throughout nearly every page. The attempt at humor is horrifying, so have a bag handy to vomit in while reading this book. Most of the rides are not rides at all but stopping points featuring sleazy, AIDS ridden bars. The author gives agonizing details about where you can buy alcohol at illegal times and where you can find prostitutes and even laments over public nudity being banned. The author is obviously not familiar with Florida or the many wonderful uncongested backroads that we bikers love so much. The only possible use for this rag is when you run out of toilet paper. More Unique� Book Reviews Inc. Tampa, Florida
Book review my ass!! LOL!
Author: Juan
Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 16:13
Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 16:13
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<< More Unique© Book Reviews Inc. Tampa, Florida >> Yeah, reich. And you are a rider about like Cmelak is handsome and athletic. In other words, that dog won't hunt. Normally in a 'book review' you give the title to the book -- PirateJohn's Most Unique Guide to Motorcycling In Northeastern Florida -- and mention where a person can buy it: http://www.buccaneerpublishing.com/index.html You might also add that there should be a companion book on Southern Florida and the Florida Keys late this year or early next year. And that a book on the Carolina Mountains, Tail of the Dragon, and those areas is in process. I love it. Every time you idjits diss my stuff, which you obviously haven't read, I sell a dozen or more copies to people who look just for grins and decide that it's pretty funny material, and actually an excellent guide to Daytona Bike Week and such. Remember, we have Biketoberfest coming up in a few months, y'all ;) --PirateJohn--
Re: Juan's Rag
Author: Mr. Book Review
Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 21:01
Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 21:01
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In article <1123690430.713937.139040@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, Juan says... > >I love it. Every time you idjits diss my stuff, which you obviously >haven't read, I sell a dozen or more copies A DOZEN copies?!? WOW! If I'd known that book had been THAT popular I wouldn't have recommended using it for toilet paper. Do you have ANY idea how many trees had to be cut down to print a DOZEN copies? You are DESTROYING our forests! If you continue at this rate we will soon be living in a desert. Fucking Fool!
Re: Juan's Rag
Author: Jacksonville John Gilmer
Date: Thu, 11 Aug 2005 04:41
Date: Thu, 11 Aug 2005 04:41
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Mr. Book Review wrote: > In article <1123690430.713937.139040@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, Juan says... > >>I love it. Every time you idjits diss my stuff, which you obviously >>haven't read, I sell a dozen or more copies > > > A DOZEN copies?!? WOW! If I'd known that book had been THAT popular I wouldn't > have recommended using it for toilet paper. > > Do you have ANY idea how many trees had to be cut down to print a DOZEN copies? > You are DESTROYING our forests! If you continue at this rate we will soon be > living in a desert. > > Fucking Fool! > how many sets of a dozen duz it take to hit the top of the nyt book chart
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